The Matriarchy of Love and Tolerance Forever is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Nancy Pelosi with an iron fist, and notable for its state-planned economy, pith helmet sales, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 9.259 billion Lovers are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of STALIN DID NOTHING WRONG. The average income tax rate is 93.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Love and Tolerance Foreverian economy, worth a remarkable 1,280 trillion Blank brown papers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 138,272 Blank brown papers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Ignorance is considered a politically desirable quality, a citizen who thinks a slave is a deadbeat is entitled to make the descriptor literally true, patriotic citizens simply tend to applaud rather than sing the nation's praises, and aggravated apostrophe abusers are admonished and assaulted. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Love and Tolerance Forever's national animal is the Polar Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

Love and Tolerance Forever is ranked 16,195^th in the world and 2^nd in Voluntary Union of Nations for Lowest Crime Rates, with 93.02 law-abiding acts per hour.