by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,447thMost Influential: 3,183rdMost Secular: 3,948th
The Grand Duchy of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Might Makes Right
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Population838 million



The Grand Duchy of Lucritedsomonkerp is a huge, orderly nation, remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, prohibition of alcohol, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 838 million Lucritedsomonkerpians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zhelvine. The average income tax rate is 42.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Lucritedsomonkerpian economy, worth 97.1 trillion Septims a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 115,884 Septims, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Only 'organics' are permitted to be citizens, pre-takeoff checks last longer than the flights themselves, torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals, and corporate lawyers are switching careers to the more lucrative field of green politics. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lucritedsomonkerp's national animal is the Falcon, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Lucritedsomonkerp is ranked 23,918th in the world and 841st in The North Pacific for Largest Black Market, with 14.3 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,447thTop
Most Influential: 3,183rdMost Secular: 3,948thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,095thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,658thLargest Mining Sector: 8,005thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,075thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,802ndMost Avoided: 10,493rdMost Corrupt Governments: 10,739thTop
Largest Retail Industry: 13,707thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 16,685thHighest Disposable Incomes: 17,537thMost Developed: 21,000thLargest Black Market: 23,918th
Most Secular: 217th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 247th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 273rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 310th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 313th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 359th in the regionMost Avoided: 455th in the regionTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 527th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 712th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 772nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 793rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 841st in the regionMost Influential: 945th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 980th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Lucritedsomonkerp was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative and Largest Black Market.
  • : Following new legislation in Lucritedsomonkerp, corporate lawyers are switching careers to the more lucrative field of green politics.
  • : Following new legislation in Lucritedsomonkerp, torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals.
  • : Following new legislation in Lucritedsomonkerp, pre-takeoff checks last longer than the flights themselves.
  • : Following new legislation in Lucritedsomonkerp, only 'organics' are permitted to be citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Lucritedsomonkerp, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit.
  • : Lucritedsomonkerp was endorsed by The Holy Red Monster of Mon Island.
  • : Following new legislation in Lucritedsomonkerp, immersive video game experiences are interrupted by incessant disclaimer pop-ups.
  • : Following new legislation in Lucritedsomonkerp, Little League matches are often attended by riot police with water cannon... just in case.
  • : Following new legislation in Lucritedsomonkerp, it is said that a Lucritedsomonkerpian woman's work is never done.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 153 » Shibutani, Corfad, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Guer Aike, Hamerica, Interdimensional Zone, Orado, Notyoutopia, Former English Colony, WeKnow, Territorio di Nessuno, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Yaorozu, Siwale, Lulubellia, The Peoples Republic of Kyle, New Lakemba, Aerilia, Great Bights Mum, Hardscrabble, Crusadam, Navsland, The Tampa Bay Rays, Koda-Land, Brucklania, Bankowiata, Empy, Republica Guilleana, Pytong, Joodey, The Stratosphere Islands, Sundred, Maclare, Dreadton, Dar es Saalam, Kazoo Basin, Sikol, North Bratislava, Imperial Pieserged, Dabarastan, Maratabat, Kranostav, The Rhein States, Newpromisedland, Zzozona, The Pantheons, Chips and Guac, Shadowrik, Cretox State, Loutsland, and 103 others.Jerzykowo, Kragsgale, Venicea, Pasargad, Wineclaw, Heilhum Imperius, Demo Troplenia, Frances Francis the First of France, Sevinland, Northern-Kempia, Kocherian, Yellops, Xipher, Leewood, Votak Matim, Draconian Progression, Shinjuku tokyo 0, Sunto, Outer Shenendoah, Omnistria, Supreme Leader Hadrian, Eywaan, Libertania Democratica, The Serdey Islands, Valentine Z, Slyakanya, Holy Oranz, Odelinor, Selfgradatude, Yokciq Empire, Andexia, 1 very fast endotarter, The Pleiads, Sil Dorsett, East Akra, Fauzjhia, Seenvorland, Ethnon, Ravendi, Nodnarb, Wilkshire, Innocentic, Daiz, Chukstik Illahi, Climeria, Otakus and Weebs, Seijitsu, Ozstan, Colfes, Blyskalia, Pallaith, Port Naga, El Fiji Grande, The Iron Lions, United Kahndaq, Galbadiana, Godwanna, Svenskskit, Bharathvarsh, His Enduring Majesty, Illusia and Neverendia, Holy Empire of Greater Bavaria, Xagill, Star Kingdom, Landestian, Nalver And, Xentherida, Runeda, Planes, Madjack, The Mazur Empire, The AnCap Pirate Utopia, Sachi, McMasterdonia, Moubarakistan, Barabolia, Strongwill, Vesteysia, Francois Isidore, Valgarda, Svenskan, Zemnaya Svoboda, Maott, Figyjharli, Trumpski, Ellbonnia, Wapistan, Dangine, Questann, Lol2639, Kromi, Siforpeo, Travislavania, Wisconsota, Super Girl, Boston Castle, Clan Spaniel, Xyrron, Aryan Homeland, BTProductions, Steampunk Ariel, Alexander the Magnus, and Mon Island.

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