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Most Devout: 1,769thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,164thMost Advanced Public Education: 12,485th
The Theocracy of
Moralistic Democracy
Dieu et la foi
Influence
Nipper
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Lux Umbrat

Population2.59 billion

CapitalUrbisPolis
LeaderUriel
FaithCrabisme

CurrencyDrachme
AnimalDove

The Theocracy of Lux Umbrat is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Uriel with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, pith helmet sales, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, devout population of 2.59 billion Lux Umbratians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Education, Spirituality, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of UrbisPolis. The average income tax rate is 85.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Lux Umbratian economy, worth 250 trillion Drachmes a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Cheese Exports, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 96,749 Drachmes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Constipated-looking politicians are uptight about potty mouths, videogames like 'Equalia: Knights of Self-Confidence' are proving inexplicably unpopular, the clergy of Crabisme remains a single-sex institution, and truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lux Umbrat's national animal is the Dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Crabisme.

Lux Umbrat is ranked 196,519th in the world and 4,930th in Balder for Most Stationary, with 52.17807771712 days.

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Most Devout: 1,769thTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,164thMost Advanced Public Education: 12,485thHighest Average Tax Rates: 13,549thTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,971stLowest Crime Rates: 15,989thMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,399thMost Beautiful Environments: 16,858thLargest Welfare Programs: 18,171stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 19,198thLargest Governments: 23,505thMost Cheerful Citizens: 23,917thMost Cultured: 23,928thMost Valuable International Artwork: 24,469thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 24,663rdBest Weather: 25,070thMost Conservative: 29,311th
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Most Devout: 74th in the regionTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 682nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 706th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 749th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 896th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 976th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1,014th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,027th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1,030th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1,035th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Lux Umbrat's influence in Balder rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : Lux Umbrat was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Following new legislation in Lux Umbrat, truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail.
  • : Following new legislation in Lux Umbrat, the clergy of Crabisme remains a single-sex institution.
  • : Following new legislation in Lux Umbrat, videogames like 'Equalia: Knights of Self-Confidence' are proving inexplicably unpopular.
  • : Following new legislation in Lux Umbrat, constipated-looking politicians are uptight about potty mouths.
  • : Following new legislation in Lux Umbrat, you're never too young to learn how to lie with confidence.
  • : Lux Umbrat was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Lux Umbrat was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • : Lux Umbrat's influence in Balder rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".

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