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Most Rebellious Youth: 153rdMost Cultured: 242ndLargest Publishing Industry: 303rd
The Ancient City-State of
Left-Leaning College State
Everything In Moderation
Civil Rights
World Benchmark
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Population20.742 billion

FaithThe Pantheon of the Annunaki


The Ancient City-State of Lyontisia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Alulim with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, national health service, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, cheerful population of 20.742 billion Lyontisians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sumer. The average income tax rate is 99.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Lyontisian economy, worth a remarkable 6,372 trillion Crops a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 307,247 Crops, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Convicts released after being found "wrongfully imprisoned" are surprisingly chill about the whole thing, the government's giant servers are often used as a tourist trap, dog owners proudly declare that their pups can predict when the mailman will arrive, and women who walk into the ladies' changing room are accused of being Peeping Toms. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Lyontisia's national animal is the Auroch, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Pantheon of the Annunaki.

Lyontisia is ranked 221,563rd in the world and 8,363rd in The East Pacific for Most Devout, with 3.08 Prayers Per Hour.

Most Rebellious Youth: 153rdMost Cultured: 242ndLargest Publishing Industry: 303rdMost Efficient Economies: 424thSmartest Citizens: 564thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 600thLargest Welfare Programs: 715thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 796thMost Cheerful Citizens: 810thLeast Corrupt Governments: 848thHighest Poor Incomes: 884thMost Subsidized Industry: 900thLargest Governments: 946thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 954thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,110thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,137thHighest Economic Output: 1,226thMost Stationary: 1,346thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,448thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,463rdHighest Crime Rates: 1,534thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,556thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,594thMost Influential: 1,896thHighest Average Incomes: 1,913thMost Developed: 2,090thTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 2,436thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,624thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,642ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,676thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,712thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,660thMost Pacifist: 4,034thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,048thLargest Gambling Industry: 4,092ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4,701stMost Inclusive: 6,220thLargest Populations: 6,455thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,560thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,468thNudest: 10,552ndMost Secular: 10,821stLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,330thTop
Healthiest Citizens: 14,604thHighest Drug Use: 18,135thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 19,723rd
Most Rebellious Youth: 4th in the regionMost Cultured: 8th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 10th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 10th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 12th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 14th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 17th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 17th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 18th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 21st in the regionLargest Governments: 21st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 22nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 24th in the regionMost Stationary: 26th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 28th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 28th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 29th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 30th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 33rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 33rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 40th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 44th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 46th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 46th in the regionLargest Populations: 51st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 61st in the regionMost Developed: 73rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 78th in the regionTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 93rd in the regionMost Influential: 96th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 101st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 104th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 136th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 140th in the regionMost Pacifist: 144th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 158th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 194th in the regionMost Inclusive: 202nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 245th in the regionNudest: 294th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 301st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 335th in the regionMost Secular: 375th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 381st in the regionTop
Healthiest Citizens: 456th in the regionRudest Citizens: 640th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 675th in the regionMost Armed: 867th in the region

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