The Grand Matriarchy of Machimica Luna is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by ₲rʌnd MʌƬrıʌrch Lvnʌ with an iron fist, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, soft-spoken computers, and vat-grown people. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 2.321 billion Machimans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Law & Order, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Borəʌ Fʌənrık. The average income tax rate is 72.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Machiman economy, worth 320 trillion nones a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 138,173 nones, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Ice-filled coffins are ominously positioned in the corner of every hospital ward, colleges adhere to rigid ethnic quotas for admissions, the new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass", and maps of the enemy's positions are often covered in blood. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Machimica Luna's national animal is the Lvnʌr ᘺolŦ, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Machimica Luna is ranked 256,632^nd in the world and 11,613^th in The East Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 6.76 Obesity Rate.