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Most Armed: 5,144thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5,339thMost Patriotic: 5,605th
The Grand Matriarchy of
Psychotic Dictatorship
A hunter must hunt
₲rʌnd MʌƬrıʌrch Lvnʌ
Influence
Hatchling
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Machimica Luna

Population2.321 billion

CapitalBorəʌ Fʌənrık
Leader₲rʌnd MʌƬrıʌrch Lvnʌ

Currencynone
AnimalLvnʌr ᘺolŦ

The Grand Matriarchy of Machimica Luna is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by ₲rʌnd MʌƬrıʌrch Lvnʌ with an iron fist, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, soft-spoken computers, and vat-grown people. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 2.321 billion Machimans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Law & Order, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Borəʌ Fʌənrık. The average income tax rate is 72.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Machiman economy, worth 320 trillion nones a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 138,173 nones, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Ice-filled coffins are ominously positioned in the corner of every hospital ward, colleges adhere to rigid ethnic quotas for admissions, the new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass", and maps of the enemy's positions are often covered in blood. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Machimica Luna's national animal is the Lvnʌr ᘺolŦ, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Machimica Luna is ranked 256,632nd in the world and 11,613th in The East Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 6.76 Obesity Rate.

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Most Armed: 5,144thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5,339thMost Patriotic: 5,605thMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,105thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,209thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,136thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,524thMost Authoritarian: 10,232ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 10,566thMost Developed: 11,280thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,288thHealthiest Citizens: 11,368thLowest Crime Rates: 12,584thLongest Average Lifespans: 12,893rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,295thLargest Mining Sector: 13,580thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,682ndTop
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Most Cultured: 15,509thMost Conservative: 15,807thSmartest Citizens: 18,934thLargest Governments: 18,962ndHighest Average Incomes: 19,100thMost Advanced Public Transport: 20,317thMost Secular: 20,383rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 21,322ndLargest Publishing Industry: 22,842ndMost Advanced Public Education: 23,147thHighest Food Quality: 23,354thMost Efficient Economies: 24,185thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 24,508thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 25,402ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 25,765thHighest Average Tax Rates: 27,183rd
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Most Armed: 102nd in the regionTop
5%
Most Patriotic: 123rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 142nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 173rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 195th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 209th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 249th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 257th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 263rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 265th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 280th in the regionMost Developed: 349th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 352nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 360th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 377th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 406th in the regionMost Cultured: 417th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 474th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 477th in the regionLargest Governments: 503rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 536th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 538th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 543rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 559th in the regionTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 610th in the regionMost Secular: 632nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 643rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 655th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 747th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 748th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 774th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 779th in the regionMost Conservative: 783rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 872nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 912th in the regionMost Extreme: 959th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 977th in the regionSafest: 1,159th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Machimica Luna was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Machimica Luna was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Mining Sector and the Top 10% for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • : Machimica Luna was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • : Machimica Luna's influence in The East Pacific rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Machimica Luna was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : Following new legislation in Machimica Luna, maps of the enemy's positions are often covered in blood.
  • : Following new legislation in Machimica Luna, the new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass".
  • : Following new legislation in Machimica Luna, colleges adhere to rigid ethnic quotas for admissions.
  • : Following new legislation in Machimica Luna, ice-filled coffins are ominously positioned in the corner of every hospital ward.
  • : Machimica Luna was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.

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