The Department Store of Macys is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Macy with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 12.125 billion Shoppers are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Spirituality, and Healthcare are also considered important, while International Aid and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Macy's Department Store. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.0%.

The very strong Macysian economy, worth 869 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Soda Sales, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 71,705 dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 211,325 per year while the poor average 19,145, a ratio of 11.0 to 1.

Military spending is on the increase, the mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas, Macy has just been declared ruler of Macys in an international press conference, and Shopping has been named as Macys's national religion. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Macys's national animal is the products and its national religion is Shopping.

Macys is ranked 224,961^st in the world and 7^th in Department Store for Nudest, with 92.25 cheeks per square mile.