by Max Barry

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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 504thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,696thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,089th
The Famiglia Numerosa of
Compulsory Consumerist State
La mafia fa comodo. Qualcuno ci fa affari.
Influence
Dominator
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Mafiosi

Population13.67 billion

CapitalLa Mia Cittą
LeaderThe Godfather
FaithOur beloved religion Capiche

Currencypizzo
Animalcapo

The Famiglia Numerosa of Mafiosi is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The Godfather with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 13.67 billion Mafiosi are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry is also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of La Mia Cittą. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.8%.

The powerhouse enterprising economy, worth a remarkable 1,440 trillion pizzoes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 105,354 pizzoes, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 954,175 per year while the poor average 1,374, a ratio of 694 to 1.

Street gangs rule most of the nation's major cities, the nation leads The Local Supermarket in per capita stalking, protests are prohibited from blocking traffic, and the nightly news reports prosaically on the government blindly throwing money at despotic kidnappers. Crime is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Mafiosi's national animal is the capo, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Our beloved religion Capiche.

Mafiosi is ranked 217,236th in the world and 5th in The Local Supermarket for Healthiest Citizens, with 0.54 Bananas Ingested Per Day.

Top
1%
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 504thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,696thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,089thTop
5%
Highest Crime Rates: 2,421stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,436thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,557thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,551stMost Avoided: 4,213thFattest Citizens: 4,726thHighest Disposable Incomes: 6,076thMost Stationary: 6,736thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 9,007thMost Armed: 10,422ndLargest Retail Industry: 10,601stHighest Economic Output: 10,911thTop
10%
Most Pro-Market: 12,279thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12,864thLargest Populations: 15,840thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 16,498thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 19,312thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 22,358th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Mafiosi was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Pro-Market.
  • : Mafiosi was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Pro-Market.
  • : Mafiosi was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Mafiosi was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Mafiosi was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Crime Rates and Highest Wealthy Incomes and the Top 10% for Largest Black Market.
  • : Mafiosi was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
  • : Mafiosi was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Mafiosi was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Mafiosi was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Lowest Overall Tax Burden.
  • : Mafiosi was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.

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