Population | 3.835 billion |
Capital | Mumbai |
Leader | महाधिनायक Maini |
Currency | Maini Rupee |
Animal | Eagle |
The साम्राज्य of Mainistan is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by महाधिनायक Maini with an iron fist, and remarkable for its strictly enforced bedtime, complete lack of prisons, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.835 billion Mainistanis are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mumbai. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Mainistanian economy, worth 860 trillion Maini Rupees a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 224,259 Maini Rupees, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Policemen regularly conduct midnight raids on closed donut shops to 'collect evidence', the police strictly enforce off-limit zones for tourists, pre-schoolers who draw stick figures of their favorite celebrities are sued for infringing image rights, and no one gossips with महाधिनायक Maini during diplomatic summits. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mainistan's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.
Mainistan is ranked 151,760th in the world and 48th in India for Most Stationary, with 153.15502003628 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Mainistan voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Lux Immortalem".
- : Following new legislation in Mainistan, no one gossips with महाधिनायक Maini during diplomatic summits.
- : Following new legislation in Mainistan, pre-schoolers who draw stick figures of their favorite celebrities are sued for infringing image rights.
- : Following new legislation in Mainistan, the police strictly enforce off-limit zones for tourists.
- : Following new legislation in Mainistan, policemen regularly conduct midnight raids on closed donut shops to 'collect evidence'.
- : Mainistan voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Standardized Passport Arrangements".
- : Following new legislation in Mainistan, millions of Mainistanis are excellent swimmers.
- : Following new legislation in Mainistan, government popup ads are springing up like weeds.
- : Following new legislation in Mainistan, search and rescue forces now accept cheques and all major credit cards.
- : Following new legislation in Mainistan, it is illegal to carry an umbrella when the official weather forecast predicts a sunny day.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 8 » British Hindoostan, Madhyarashtra, Pygania, Mauryavarsha, Safariana, The Socialist States of India, Feausi, and Akhand Bharatam.