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Most Patriotic: 373rdLowest Crime Rates: 1,173rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,729th
The साम्राज्य of
Psychotic Dictatorship
मेरे सम्मान का मतलब वफादारी है!
महाधिनायक Maini
Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Mainistan

Population3.835 billion

CapitalMumbai
Leaderमहाधिनायक Maini

CurrencyMaini Rupee
AnimalEagle

The साम्राज्य of Mainistan is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by महाधिनायक Maini with an iron fist, and remarkable for its strictly enforced bedtime, complete lack of prisons, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.835 billion Mainistanis are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mumbai. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Mainistanian economy, worth 860 trillion Maini Rupees a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 224,259 Maini Rupees, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Policemen regularly conduct midnight raids on closed donut shops to 'collect evidence', the police strictly enforce off-limit zones for tourists, pre-schoolers who draw stick figures of their favorite celebrities are sued for infringing image rights, and no one gossips with महाधिनायक Maini during diplomatic summits. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mainistan's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Mainistan is ranked 151,760th in the world and 48th in India for Most Stationary, with 153.15502003628 days.

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Most Patriotic: 373rdLowest Crime Rates: 1,173rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,729thMost Secular: 1,807thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,884thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,619thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,633rdHighest Poor Incomes: 2,686thHealthiest Citizens: 2,698thLargest Governments: 2,921stTop
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Most Authoritarian: 4,074thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,146thMost Developed: 4,180thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,282ndLargest Mining Sector: 5,360thLargest Welfare Programs: 5,748thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,268thMost Conservative: 7,125thHighest Average Incomes: 7,321stSmartest Citizens: 7,402ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,456thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,676thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,069thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,300thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,436thLargest Agricultural Sector: 9,125thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,638thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,749thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,717thTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 15,580thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 15,786thSafest: 16,597thMost Influential: 17,086thMost Efficient Economies: 17,176thMost Income Equality: 20,830thMost Extreme: 25,314thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 26,574thMost Subsidized Industry: 28,312th
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Most Authoritarian: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Conservative: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Extreme: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 4th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 4th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionMost Developed: 5th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 5th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 5th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6th in the regionLargest Governments: 6th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 9th in the regionMost Income Equality: 10th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 11th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 11th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 11th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 14th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 15th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 15th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Mainistan voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Lux Immortalem".
  • : Following new legislation in Mainistan, no one gossips with महाधिनायक Maini during diplomatic summits.
  • : Following new legislation in Mainistan, pre-schoolers who draw stick figures of their favorite celebrities are sued for infringing image rights.
  • : Following new legislation in Mainistan, the police strictly enforce off-limit zones for tourists.
  • : Following new legislation in Mainistan, policemen regularly conduct midnight raids on closed donut shops to 'collect evidence'.
  • : Mainistan voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Standardized Passport Arrangements".
  • : Following new legislation in Mainistan, millions of Mainistanis are excellent swimmers.
  • : Following new legislation in Mainistan, government popup ads are springing up like weeds.
  • : Following new legislation in Mainistan, search and rescue forces now accept cheques and all major credit cards.
  • : Following new legislation in Mainistan, it is illegal to carry an umbrella when the official weather forecast predicts a sunny day.

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