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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 153rdHighest Drug Use: 233rdHighest Crime Rates: 458th
The Digital Nation of
Capitalizt
Equatorial Guinea
Influence
Newcomer
Region
Civil Rights
Excessive
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Malabo

Population29.981 billion

CapitalMalabo City
LeaderLeader
Faitha major religion

Currencyxaf
Animallion

The Digital Nation of Malabo is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, flagrant waste-dumping, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 29.981 billion Malaboans enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Malabo City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Malaboan economy, worth a remarkable 6,199 trillion xafs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Gambling, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 206,774 xafs, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,916,778 per year while the poor average 2,115, a ratio of 906 to 1.

Employees are told they can avoid traffic jams by starting work at 4 AM, members of the government all have oddly similar anecdotes about their childhoods, international humanitarian organisations are applauding the government for ending the death penalty, and mall countdown clocks warn that there are only 364 more shopping days until Maxxmas. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Malabo's national animal is the lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is a major religion.

Malabo is ranked 234,303rd in the world and 7,028th in Osiris for Most Stationary, with 23.2127976438 days.

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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 153rdHighest Drug Use: 233rdHighest Crime Rates: 458thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 521stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 598thMost Armed: 671stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 763rdMost Avoided: 840thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,006thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,069thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,170thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,238thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,385thFattest Citizens: 1,435thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,457thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,571stHighest Economic Output: 2,272ndTop
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,461stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3,894thLargest Populations: 4,457thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,480thRudest Citizens: 5,021stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,302ndLargest Retail Industry: 7,531stHighest Average Incomes: 9,236thLargest Publishing Industry: 10,480thLargest Mining Sector: 11,188thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,784thLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,265thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 15,805thNudest: 16,197thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16,693rdSmartest Citizens: 17,723rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 24,940thMost Pro-Market: 25,087thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 27,796th
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 8th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 19th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 24th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 26th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 28th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 31st in the regionMost Armed: 34th in the regionMost Avoided: 35th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 54th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 55th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 64th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 67th in the regionFattest Citizens: 72nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 79th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 80th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 87th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 95th in the regionTop
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Most Pro-Market: 128th in the regionLargest Populations: 147th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 161st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 167th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 172nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 191st in the regionRudest Citizens: 227th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 337th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 412th in the regionTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 518th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 544th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 668th in the regionNudest: 702nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 723rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 730th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 744th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 811th in the regionMost Extreme: 1,017th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Malabo's influence in Osiris rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Malabo's influence in Osiris rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Malabo's influence in Osiris rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Malabo was refounded in Osiris.
  • : Malabo ceased to exist in Lazarus.
  • : Malabo's influence in Lazarus rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Malabo's influence in Lazarus rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Malabo was refounded in Lazarus.
  • : Malabo ceased to exist in Belgium.
  • : Malabo was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Survivors.

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