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Lowest Crime Rates: 52ndMost Secular: 65thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 148th
The Dominion of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Serve. Submit. Survive.
Malarax
Influence
Superpower
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Malaraxius

Population16.022 billion

CapitalDemocracy's End
LeaderMalarax
FaithMalaraxiism

CurrencyAidanian
AnimalWalrus

The Dominion of Malaraxius is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Malarax with an iron fist, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, infamous sell-swords, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 16.022 billion Malaraxans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Democracy's End. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Malaraxian economy, worth a remarkable 6,216 trillion Aidanians a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 387,997 Aidanians, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources, the people are famous throughout the region for their perfect yellow teeth, religious people are committed to mental institutions for treatment, and many friends and relatives of Malarax have been given ambassador jobs in tropical island nations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Malaraxius's national animal is the Walrus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Malaraxiism.

Malaraxius is ranked 116,883rd in the world and 2nd in The Associated States of the Oort Cloud for Largest Retail Industry, scoring 1,188.26 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.

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Lowest Crime Rates: 52ndMost Secular: 65thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 148thHighest Poor Incomes: 183rdLargest Governments: 201stMost Corrupt Governments: 218thHighest Average Tax Rates: 294thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 310thLargest Agricultural Sector: 327thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 388thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 803rdSmartest Citizens: 837thHighest Average Incomes: 875thHealthiest Citizens: 946thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,040thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,094thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,141stMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,281stHighest Economic Output: 1,349thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,650thMost Efficient Economies: 1,694thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,961stMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,016thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,033rdLargest Mining Sector: 2,038thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,064thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,186thTop
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Most Inclusive: 2,618thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,251stLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,663rdMost Stationary: 3,805thMost Authoritarian: 5,703rdLargest Welfare Programs: 5,966thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,014thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,351stMost Cultured: 6,372ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8,312thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,290thMost Influential: 9,604thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,413thTop
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Most Income Equality: 12,234thMost Developed: 13,048thLargest Populations: 13,799thMost Conservative: 17,736thMost Extreme: 21,512th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Malaraxius, many friends and relatives of Malarax have been given ambassador jobs in tropical island nations.
  • : Following new legislation in Malaraxius, religious people are committed to mental institutions for treatment.
  • : Following new legislation in Malaraxius, the people are famous throughout the region for their perfect yellow teeth.
  • : Following new legislation in Malaraxius, the country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources.
  • : Following new legislation in Malaraxius, the police insist that racism does not exist.
  • : Following new legislation in Malaraxius, squeaky high prepubescent voices recite the patriotic poem "Hail to The Leader!" before each meal.
  • : Following new legislation in Malaraxius, Max Barry is this year's Miss Malaraxius.
  • : Following new legislation in Malaraxius, when shaking hands with foreign leaders Malarax wears an armoured gauntlet.
  • : Following new legislation in Malaraxius, graverobbers claim they're acting within the interest of 'scientific preservation'.
  • : Following new legislation in Malaraxius, soldiers are "encouraged" to advance by armed officers behind them.

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