Population | 16.022 billion |
Capital | Democracy's End |
Leader | Malarax |
Faith | Malaraxiism |
Currency | Aidanian |
Animal | Walrus |
The Dominion of Malaraxius is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Malarax with an iron fist, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, infamous sell-swords, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 16.022 billion Malaraxans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Democracy's End. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Malaraxian economy, worth a remarkable 6,216 trillion Aidanians a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 387,997 Aidanians, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources, the people are famous throughout the region for their perfect yellow teeth, religious people are committed to mental institutions for treatment, and many friends and relatives of Malarax have been given ambassador jobs in tropical island nations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Malaraxius's national animal is the Walrus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Malaraxiism.
Malaraxius is ranked 116,883rd in the world and 2nd in The Associated States of the Oort Cloud for Largest Retail Industry, scoring 1,188.26 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Malaraxius, many friends and relatives of Malarax have been given ambassador jobs in tropical island nations.
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Malaraxius, religious people are committed to mental institutions for treatment.
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Malaraxius, the people are famous throughout the region for their perfect yellow teeth.
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Malaraxius, the country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources.
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Malaraxius, the police insist that racism does not exist.
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Malaraxius, squeaky high prepubescent voices recite the patriotic poem "Hail to The Leader!" before each meal.
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Malaraxius, Max Barry is this year's Miss Malaraxius.
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Malaraxius, when shaking hands with foreign leaders Malarax wears an armoured gauntlet.
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Malaraxius, graverobbers claim they're acting within the interest of 'scientific preservation'.
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Malaraxius, soldiers are "encouraged" to advance by armed officers behind them.