The Federation of Malayku is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Kringle Krungus with a fair hand, and notable for its irreverence towards religion, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 2.476 billion Malaykuans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sotenbori. The average income tax rate is 69.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Malaykuan economy, worth 258 trillion florins a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 104,427 florins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The climate agreement has actually increased the volume of hot air in the atmosphere, the ruling party has a devil of a time keeping order in the ranks, legislators work 24/7 due to an influx of single-issue bills, and grinding bureaucracy has the international wheels of justice turning slowly. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Malayku's national animal is the penguin, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Transhumanism.

Malayku is ranked 138,669^th in the world and 4,911^th in The East Pacific for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 32,059.12 Standard Monetary Units.