by Max Barry

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Least Corrupt Governments: 2,031stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,792ndMost Influential: 4,143rd
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Population2.476 billion

LeaderKringle Krungus


The Federation of Malayku is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Kringle Krungus with a fair hand, and notable for its irreverence towards religion, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 2.476 billion Malaykuans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sotenbori. The average income tax rate is 69.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Malaykuan economy, worth 258 trillion florins a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 104,427 florins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The climate agreement has actually increased the volume of hot air in the atmosphere, the ruling party has a devil of a time keeping order in the ranks, legislators work 24/7 due to an influx of single-issue bills, and grinding bureaucracy has the international wheels of justice turning slowly. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Malayku's national animal is the penguin, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Transhumanism.

Malayku is ranked 138,669th in the world and 4,911th in The East Pacific for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 32,059.12 Standard Monetary Units.

Least Corrupt Governments: 2,031stTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,792ndMost Influential: 4,143rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,928thNicest Citizens: 7,000thMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,418thMost Secular: 7,817thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,822ndMost Pacifist: 8,270thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,422ndSafest: 9,711thBest Weather: 9,916thLargest Retail Industry: 10,799thMost Inclusive: 11,382ndMost Beautiful Environments: 11,673rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,808thLargest Welfare Programs: 12,018thTop
Nudest: 12,109thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,833rdMost Cultured: 13,258thLongest Average Lifespans: 14,406thLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,093rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 15,192ndSmartest Citizens: 15,877thMost Developed: 15,975thMost Advanced Public Education: 16,631stHealthiest Citizens: 18,346thHighest Poor Incomes: 19,483rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 19,796thHighest Drug Use: 20,324th
Least Corrupt Governments: 67th in the regionTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 161st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 189th in the regionNicest Citizens: 225th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 246th in the regionMost Secular: 264th in the regionMost Pacifist: 281st in the regionMost Influential: 288th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 297th in the regionBest Weather: 309th in the regionSafest: 317th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 325th in the regionNudest: 328th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 329th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 341st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 345th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 347th in the regionMost Cultured: 358th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 364th in the regionMost Inclusive: 374th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 374th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 419th in the regionTop
Smartest Citizens: 436th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 442nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 450th in the regionMost Developed: 500th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 532nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 559th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 579th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 619th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 765th in the regionLargest Governments: 785th in the regionRudest Citizens: 852nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Malayku voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Lily".
  • : Malayku voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Supporting People with Disabilities".
  • : Malayku was endorsed by The Glorious Kingdom of North Bernia.
  • : Malayku voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Commend Northern Borland"".
  • : Malayku voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Whistleblower Protection Act".
  • : Following new legislation in Malayku, grinding bureaucracy has the international wheels of justice turning slowly.
  • : Malayku was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : Malayku was endorsed by The Free Land of Namaste Isle.
  • : Malayku was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : Malayku was endorsed by The Shadow of Eastern Alksearia.


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