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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,050thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,210thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,223rd
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Mallorea and Riva

Population18.78 billion

CapitalMal Zeth


The Legally Entitled To Professional Courtesy Title of Retired Shark Mod of Mallorea and Riva is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Zakath with an iron fist, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, unlimited-speed roads, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 18.78 billion Mallorea and Rivans enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

The tiny, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Industry and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mal Zeth. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Mallorea and Rivan economy, worth a remarkable 4,138 trillion marks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 220,371 marks, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 661,856 per year while the poor average 57,285, a ratio of 11.6 to 1.

Nihilistic thrill-seekers claim that suicide by roller coaster is the ultimate life experience, citizens need a magnifying glass and color chart to distinguish between nearly identical brand labels, home education can sometimes be a load of bullocks, and the Mallorea and Rivan war navy contains an oddly large number of luxury yachts and cruise liners. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Mallorea and Riva's national animal is the narwhal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Mallorea and Riva is ranked 189,152nd in the world and 3rd in The Joint Systems Alliance for Most Primitive, scoring -254.5 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,050thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,210thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,223rdLargest Gambling Industry: 1,236thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,402ndHighest Crime Rates: 1,494thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,513thFattest Citizens: 1,539thMost Armed: 1,679thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,799thMost Avoided: 1,975thTop
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,165thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,318thHighest Economic Output: 2,524thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,128thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,534thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,681stLargest Mining Sector: 3,911thHighest Average Incomes: 4,795thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,334thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,458thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,039thLargest Populations: 7,484thLargest Retail Industry: 7,716thLargest Agricultural Sector: 8,584thMost Efficient Economies: 9,362ndTop
Nudest: 10,564thMost Corrupt Governments: 11,019thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 14,515thLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,666thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 14,758thLargest Publishing Industry: 15,112thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 15,457thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 15,581stMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,103rdLargest Black Market: 16,377thMost Secular: 17,629thMost Pro-Market: 17,928thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,090thMost Extreme: 20,655th

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