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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,064th Largest Mining Sector: 13,388th Most Ignorant Citizens: 13,763rd
The Exceptionally Ordinary State of
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One of Many
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Population3.956 billion


The Exceptionally Ordinary State of Malls is a massive, orderly nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 3.956 billion Mallsians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Welfare, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 36.6%.

The Mallsian economy, worth 153 trillion marks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 38,726 marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Elections have been outlawed, married couples must call each other "darling" or risk a fine, college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys, and the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Malls's national animal is the whale, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Malls is ranked 127,845th in the world and 4,832nd in The East Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 323.36 Pounds Of Wildlife Per Square Mile.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,064thTop
Largest Mining Sector: 13,388thMost Ignorant Citizens: 13,763rd
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 83rd in the regionTop
Largest Black Market: 285th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 318th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 338th in the regionLargest Populations: 434th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 141 » The Angel of Charity, Pakitsk, Martonica, VW53Aland, Axdel, Fedele, Davelands, Atlia Sonis, Dreamersistan, Arpino, Dahom, H-Zhena, Barfleur, Asendavia, The Holy Empire of Moronica, Chria Deau, Todd McCloud, Adapa, Betremia, BearStackof2015, Blue Ottawa, Adavan, Elejamie, Ayaupia, CheeseBurrito, Enchiladas, Greater Kopmakia, Federated States of Zootron, America Mjolnir, Just Vale 2, Kampf Empire, A Slanted Black Stripe, Acheas, Akorial, Arkantis, Kingdom of Pars, Choushuu, Hizuru, Dreshand, East Malaysia, Feuraxia, Brotherland, Analon, Euricanis, Harpiatopia, Chols Worithopia, Karatol-Advenra, Gerravia, Roissyland, Enlil, and 91 others.Imperial Akatsuki, Drunken Seal Islands, Glen-Rock, Clumm, Wallenburg, Katyr, EnderShnovia, Arkalarius, Headpat Central, Joundia, Blazing Samaritan, Marrico, Gustopolis, Bantan, Impia Aghte, Bai Lung, Fraxhemark, Janoobi Jazair, Encurage, Inquica Norlold, Kaigi, Wiranath, Kelsyth, Kario and Nix, Aeljae, Kangarawa, Libertanny, Ad Honorem Dei, Cyant, Agonya, Amanthaya, Funkadelia, Guthra, Kanria, Aklevin, Abadong, Brence Eng, Democrosis reborn, Bakaworld, Bortalandet, East Sikayl, Hornetopia, Dragonia, Dambaloo, Arberinopolis, Dirty Americans, Danesopia, ArenaC, Catiania, Chubaka, CopyCato, Kelssek, Darkfull, Gajness, Endertopias, Hokolokia, Firenation91, Enou, Indovinesia, Broengtopia, Amber Waves, Galve, Adolanta, Am Echad, Islandian Free States, Bulli, Commerce Federation, Marrabuk, Davinhia, Falsandia, Heartland States, Edmontia, Escade, Liberstankonia, Alls Andurg, Abtracnt, Gluponija, 7-5, Republic of Berzerkistan, Kingdom of dragoon, Bullpups, Blobbo, Gemookul, Kilkire, Agropolis, Lerasi, Eagas, Grossvietnam, Dark Edgyness, Magosconity, and Mossy-Oak.

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