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Most Influential: 1,933rd Most Rebellious Youth: 2,075th Largest Cheese Export Sector: 2,361st
The Rodentine Union of
Left-Leaning College State
Everybody, everybody, everybody wants to be a rat
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Malphe

Population5.709 billion

CapitalHorsonopile
LeaderHorsell
FaithFlemingovianism

CurrencyMalphaen Denarius
AnimalDesert Woodrat

The Rodentine Union of Malphe is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Horsell with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working population of 5.709 billion Rats enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Horsonopile. The average income tax rate is 70.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Rodentine economy, worth 898 trillion Malphaen Denarii a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 157,463 Malphaen Denarii, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Enemy navies sail within bombardment range of major coastal cities with impunity, roadside walls are being built and mother nature is paying for it, economists confusingly list "fusarium rot and leaf blight" as major risk factors for monetary deflation, and airplanes have giant grilles on their noses to knock drones out of their path. Crime is totally unknown. Malphe's national animal is the Desert Woodrat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Flemingovianism.

Malphe is ranked 94,919th in the world and 5,136th in The North Pacific for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 502.49 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

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Most Influential: 1,933rdMost Rebellious Youth: 2,075thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,361stLargest Publishing Industry: 2,815thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,039thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,070thRudest Citizens: 5,135thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,240thMost Developed: 5,959thBest Weather: 5,983rdMost Subsidized Industry: 6,211thMost Efficient Economies: 6,366thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,459thSmartest Citizens: 6,774thNicest Citizens: 6,901stMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,907thMost Cultured: 6,931stMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,120thMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,160thMost Secular: 7,184thNudest: 7,629thTop
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Most Inclusive: 8,420thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,062ndHighest Average Incomes: 10,962ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,268thHealthiest Citizens: 11,420thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 13,957thHighest Economic Output: 14,930thLargest Governments: 15,605thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 16,058th
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Most Rebellious Youth: 80th in the regionTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 102nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 125th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 218th in the regionNudest: 241st in the regionRudest Citizens: 287th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 290th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 291st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 292nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 301st in the regionBest Weather: 321st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 337th in the regionMost Cultured: 341st in the regionMost Developed: 353rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 362nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 368th in the regionMost Secular: 372nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 386th in the regionNicest Citizens: 389th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 414th in the regionTop
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Highest Economic Output: 446th in the regionMost Inclusive: 496th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 535th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 554th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 561st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 617th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 637th in the regionLargest Populations: 685th in the regionMost Influential: 687th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 711th in the regionLargest Governments: 751st in the region

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