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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 546thMost Influential: 1,293rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,260th
The Rodentine Seer of
Left-wing Utopia
A lesser seer of acts moonlit
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WA Delegate / Pharaoh
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Superb
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Malphe II

Population10.21 billion

CapitalHorsonopile
LeaderHazel-Malphe
FaithCult of the Horned Rat

CurrencyNondescript Coin
AnimalDesert Woodrat

The Rodentine Seer of Malphe II is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Hazel-Malphe with a fair hand, and remarkable for its prohibition of alcohol, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 10.21 billion Malphaes are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Healthcare, although Education, Administration, and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Horsonopile. The average income tax rate is 69.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Malphaen economy, worth 641 trillion Nondescript Coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Pizza Delivery, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 62,787 Nondescript Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings, the government sends submarines to retrieve bodies from shipwrecked submarines, Hazel-Malphe has promised 'power to the puppies', and parties that are too noisy are broken up to prevent disturbing wildlife. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Malphe II's national animal is the Desert Woodrat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cult of the Horned Rat.

Malphe II is ranked 63,347th in the world and 1,583rd in Osiris for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 2,744.13 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 546thMost Influential: 1,293rdTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,260thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,558thMost Pacifist: 7,368thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 7,943rdSafest: 8,733rdNicest Citizens: 10,015thMost Compassionate Citizens: 10,090thBest Weather: 10,182ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 12,183rdLargest Welfare Programs: 12,387thTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 13,431stMost Rebellious Youth: 14,867thMost Beautiful Environments: 15,139thHealthiest Citizens: 15,214thMost Stationary: 16,824thMost Inclusive: 18,818thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 19,491stMost Income Equality: 19,494thHighest Food Quality: 20,692ndSmartest Citizens: 22,176thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 23,138thMost Cultured: 23,396th
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 4th in the regionTop
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Most Stationary: 209th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 211th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 318th in the regionTop
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Most Pacifist: 379th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 388th in the regionMost Income Equality: 461st in the regionMost Politically Free: 462nd in the regionSafest: 501st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 523rd in the regionBest Weather: 524th in the regionNicest Citizens: 526th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 662nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 662nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 682nd in the region

World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 249 » Jonairadsylva, Tethys 13, ElJefe, Imperialistic States of Howa, Spinazieland, Frinotonia, Dragonian Alliance, Philosopy, Ocsken, ZT333, The royal republic Of Lelle, Arkadia Universalis, Santa Clara Cartel, Nisperia, The Grand Lockland Democratic Authority, Solar Energy and Free States, Nazagully, New Justusia, The Stalinist Union, Elyssae, Mizanzukistao, Dhaeland, Domitias, Nuwisha, Admin D, Dornish Federation, Bayi, Minecraftiana, West Mattasia, ElephantWarriorsUnite, Zero-Land, Duplicatlicor, Prayd, Hyperbolic Orbit, Jamil Federations, Brightharpia, Vitya, Arr, Federation of the Resentine Kingdom, Northern Irish Freedom, Raelsa, Pridelantic people, The Wealthy Federation of Wake, Primira, Metorlic, Unsere Grosse Kaiserin, Neo Hungarica, Cobrito, YEETORIUM, Birkle Nation, and 199 others.Kendarith, Greater Cherskazor, Strangereal, The Coarsal Pirates, Eesenland, Risa Unia Eas, Populous Magnus, The Dragovian, Catlaxy, Helidan, Tiplomecja, Bartanland, The True Czar, Angalaria, Rhodrasia, ALSUDAN, Victoriea, Corvinna, United Citizens Republics, Lordeh, Sadakoyama, Broceliande, Teldra, Istuania, Life Country, New Upper Norfolk, The Wooden Empire, Calope, Sanagrast, Aqual, North Aurelia, ASEAN Federation, Anarthoria, Suniona, Yugo45, Gormhuth, Northen farmers, The United Kingdom of Germany, Overlord90098, The Republic of Figs, Deciduos, Rivaldine, Great Alesia, The Moebius Corps, Mambiwe, Kitty Terrorists, Bostoniax, West Temoainscan, Craena, Kirech, Aspe, New Skrek, AnnaShiLand, The Frost Kingdom, Anx Minor, Arthesium, FORTTICONDEROGA, New Marijuana Republic, SHASLAND, Manatoa, Anti Cool, Budetland, Tabania, Matriarchy of Eve, Bozoaria, Adioration, Free Dussom Bang, Stella States, New Noveria, Kairood, Caroond, Lukatonia, Elthalion, The Bay, Scutum, Smosh games, Great United States, Starwell, Hot and Smexy Potatoes, Very nice and fine, Jahootie, Colaclan, Macerno, Northern Ashmir, Vitjess, Harvat, The Nameless Mist, Eskerton, Kraftig Skog, Dragon Isles, Obamana, United Latin American States, Applesaucia, Medeia, Alberee, 2nd Italian Empire, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Krisylia, Hakuri, Hansania, OldAmerica, Terth Lorelia, Talaceda, Degrham, Wallingania, Cheetotown, Neubayern, Kahootology, Raraka, Assaman, Batathirtythree, Pawston, Moriya Koy, Panda land, Port Vastria, Saint Unia Zend, The Empress Authority, The Sovereign Imperial Overlords, Karymsk, Gomo and Hay, Wutsamatayu, Planktonia, The Supreme Carter Green, Rovenia-Alatus, Draco Stupenda, Magi Nation, Roulit, Joey Wu Empire, Yelnam, Silhou, Great Ruthenia, Intermontibus, Paganhome, Curiovastum, Heartland of Liberteria, Algdon, Northern Saxonia, Pax et Dovia, Markatska, Sulista, Western Standle Dorse, Axelian, Nordestea, Greater Gobbishiptest, Red JIVE, Heimatar, The Floriant, Capistania, Refuge404, Not a Dictatorship Yet, Phobi, Zavina, Preston97, Accantadia, BarneyNice, Diogo Alves, JiaYang, Alphadega, Udmurt Republic, Lothbrokia, Fortis Virtute, Ugman, Batona, Differential Calculus, Borkmaster, New Silesian Order, Calleblandia, Northern Socialist States, LordOd, British Estonia, The City-States of Madagasgar, Azmeny, Finjanda, Poele, Woolfbetia, Tholder Etehal, Natiouniakayse, Tanour, Mistwalker, The Demonborn, Phifer, Croyna, Zor Ocrass, United Electoral Divisions, Oeverland, Hyzan, Ad Astran United Laboratories, Antwilla, Duakelus, Teralialia, Novigradia, Northern Tigadehathu, Freistaat Eisenstadt, Ozenev, Crader, Enlightened Australasia, Republics of Central Nations, Arcanrd, and Republic of Vagar.

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