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Malphe II

Population7.268 billion

CapitalSecond Horsonopile
LeaderSecond Horsell
FaithCult of the Horned Rat

AnimalDesert Woodrat

The Avid Rodent of Malphe II is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Second Horsell with a fair hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 7.268 billion Second Malphaes hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Welfare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Second Horsonopile. The average income tax rate is 27.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Second Malphaen economy, worth 414 trillion Denarii a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Woodchip Exports, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 56,981 Denarii, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Treasury Minister takes anxiety medication every time kids lose their sports kits, urban graffiti is hand-calligraphed in perfectly kerned elegant fonts, thousands of picky mothers-in-law have been recruited to serve as even pickier cookery instructors, and strip mining of rare earth metals is up while back problems are down. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Malphe II's national animal is the Desert Woodrat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cult of the Horned Rat.

Malphe II is ranked 68,933rd in the world and 2,961st in Osiris for Most Valuable International Artwork, with 1.14 Bank.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,766thTop
Most Influential: 2,695thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4,078thTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 13,384thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 14,865thLargest Publishing Industry: 22,440thMost Stationary: 22,541st
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 5th in the regionMost Influential: 19th in the regionTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 197th in the regionMost Stationary: 279th in the regionTop
Most Politically Free: 496th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 655th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 733rd in the region

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