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Most Devout: 1,031stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,423rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,010th
The Holy Empire of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Malvator magnum et liberum
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Apprentice
Governor
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
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Malvator

Population14.632 billion

CapitalNabuu
LeaderHoly Emperor Sir War I
FaithRoman Catholic Apostolic Christianity

CurrencyImperial Credit
AnimalTortoise

The Holy Empire of Malvator is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Holy Emperor Sir War I with an iron fist, and renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, smutty television, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 14.632 billion Emiajianos are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nabuu. The average income tax rate is 96.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Emiajiano economy, worth a remarkable 3,535 trillion Imperial Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 241,604 Imperial Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Third party candidates are now gaining some representation in Parliament, the nation has always been at war with Moltovea, the government is known to care more about its buildings than its people, and many friends and relatives of Holy Emperor Sir War I have been given ambassador jobs in tropical island nations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Malvator's national animal is the Tortoise, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Roman Catholic Apostolic Christianity.

Malvator is ranked 261,643rd in the world and 3rd in Reyno de Navarra for Most Stationary, with 14.63639341048 days.

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Most Devout: 1,031stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,423rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,010thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,110thLargest Mining Sector: 2,358thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,410thLowest Crime Rates: 2,647thMost Armed: 2,664thLargest Black Market: 2,924thTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 3,197thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,707thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,326thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,669thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,852ndMost Efficient Economies: 5,104thLargest Governments: 5,291stMost Advanced Public Education: 5,677thHighest Economic Output: 5,750thHighest Average Incomes: 5,945thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,407thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,576thMost Cultured: 8,495thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,672ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,825thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,886thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10,641stMost Patriotic: 10,675thMost Developed: 12,526thTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 15,722ndLargest Welfare Programs: 15,895thMost Authoritarian: 20,765thLongest Average Lifespans: 22,121stLargest Retail Industry: 22,160thSmartest Citizens: 22,775thLargest Populations: 27,477thLargest Information Technology Sector: 29,395th

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