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Largest Welfare Programs: 442ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 708thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,017th
The Supine Socialist Slothland of
Civil Rights Lovefest
Lethargy, Languor, Laziness!
Josef Slothlin
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
World Benchmark
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excessive

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Maowi

Population2.874 billion

CapitalBradypus City
LeaderJosef Slothlin

Currencytoenail
Animalsloth

The Supine Socialist Slothland of Maowi is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Josef Slothlin with a fair hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, state-planned economy, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 2.874 billion Maowese hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bradypus City. The average income tax rate is 97.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Maowese economy, worth 358 trillion toenails a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 124,778 toenails, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The new national mascot has to be wheeled onto the field of play, popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs, clowns are being rounded up and admitted to mental institutions, and anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper. Crime is totally unknown. Maowi's national animal is the sloth, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Maowi is ranked 51,596th in the world and 316th in Europeia for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 2,500.92 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

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Largest Welfare Programs: 442ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 708thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,017thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,023rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,043rdNicest Citizens: 1,055thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,126thMost Pacifist: 1,271stLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,414thMost Inclusive: 1,484thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,618thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,698thBest Weather: 1,863rdMost Rebellious Youth: 2,166thTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 2,336thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,694thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,044thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,077thSafest: 3,218thMost Cultured: 3,796thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,048thRudest Citizens: 5,064thLargest Governments: 5,112thMost Influential: 5,653rdLongest Average Lifespans: 6,473rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,759thMost Secular: 7,795thMost Developed: 8,860thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,087thNudest: 9,633rdTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 12,529thMost Politically Free: 12,878thSmartest Citizens: 13,687thMost Subsidized Industry: 14,525thHealthiest Citizens: 15,670thMost Efficient Economies: 16,414thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 17,098thHighest Average Incomes: 20,679thLowest Crime Rates: 20,741st
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Largest Welfare Programs: 6th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13th in the regionMost Politically Free: 14th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 16th in the regionTop
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 18th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 18th in the regionNicest Citizens: 18th in the regionMost Pacifist: 20th in the regionMost Inclusive: 23rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 23rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 27th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 27th in the regionBest Weather: 30th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 32nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 34th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 39th in the regionRudest Citizens: 41st in the regionSafest: 43rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 45th in the regionMost Cultured: 52nd in the regionNudest: 55th in the regionLargest Governments: 55th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 59th in the regionMost Secular: 80th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 86th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 91st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 108th in the regionMost Developed: 116th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 144th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 157th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Maowi, anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper.
  • : Following new legislation in Maowi, clowns are being rounded up and admitted to mental institutions.
  • : Maowi was endorsed by The United States of Caffeinated.
  • : Maowi voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Restrictions On Blood Sports".
  • : Maowi was endorsed by The Republic of SETTLEMENT OF DREAMS.
  • : Following new legislation in Maowi, popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs.
  • : Following new legislation in Maowi, the new national mascot has to be wheeled onto the field of play.
  • : Following new legislation in Maowi, sex changes are routinely performed at Maowi's hospitals.
  • : Following new legislation in Maowi, sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed.
  • : Maowi endorsed The Federal Republic of Gvunaz.

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