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Most Primitive: 559thMost Devout: 2,874thMost Ignorant Citizens: 3,512th
The Who are you of
Psychotic Dictatorship
I am not America, eh!
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Fair
Political Freedom
Rare

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Maple Hockey Canadia

Population7.521 billion

CapitalA Cold and Dark Place
LeaderO Great Lord Snowyness
FaithHow Aboot No

CurrencyMoose
AnimalKumajiro

The Who are you of Maple Hockey Canadia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by O Great Lord Snowyness with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, free-roaming dinosaurs, and zero percent divorce rate. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 7.521 billion Maple Hockeys are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of A Cold and Dark Place. The average income tax rate is 70.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Maple Hockeyish economy, worth 249 trillion Moose a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Basket Weaving, Beef-Based Agriculture, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 33,126 Moose, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Foreigners are treated with great suspicion, astronauts take one small step for Maple Hockey Canadia and one giant step backward from confrontation, the A Cold And Dark Place XV Regiment (aka "The Goat Starers") have yet to win a battle, and money is being desperately pumped into the ruined economy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Maple Hockey Canadia's national animal is the Kumajiro, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is How Aboot No.

Maple Hockey Canadia is ranked 210,206th in the world and 64th in The Bar on the corner of every region for Most Stationary, with 37.163517882 days.

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Most Primitive: 559thMost Devout: 2,874thTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 3,512thMost Income Equality: 5,159thMost Authoritarian: 7,266thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7,625thMost Pacifist: 11,053rdMost Conservative: 13,212thTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 15,865thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 19,062ndBest Weather: 19,629thMost Compassionate Citizens: 21,961stMost Cultured: 23,929thMost Beautiful Environments: 24,069th
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Most Authoritarian: 1st in the regionMost Income Equality: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionMost Primitive: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Conservative: 4th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 5th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Extreme: 7th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 7th in the region

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