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Most Advanced Public Transport: 359thLargest Welfare Programs: 519thHighest Average Tax Rates: 902nd
The Eternally Burning Bowl of
Left-Leaning College State
Ex Igne Veritas
Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Marijuanalahara

Population11.279 billion

CapitalVapobongpipensmokhen
LeaderAdina Anna Batisviccis

CurrencyJointo
AnimalSloth

The Eternally Burning Bowl of Marijuanalahara is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Adina Anna Batisviccis with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and compulsory military service. The compassionate population of 11.279 billion Marijuanalaharalanananinians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vapobongpipensmokhen. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Marijuanalaharan economy, worth a remarkable 2,382 trillion Jointoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 211,206 Jointoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Military officers are given medals for disobeying orders, modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes, a newly discovered small mammal's name translates into Marijuanalaharan as 'your finger, you fool', and war vets look after war animals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Marijuanalahara's national animal is the Sloth, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Marijuanalahara is ranked 2,244th in the world and 11th in Democratic Socialist Assembly for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 24,744.23 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

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Most Advanced Public Transport: 359thLargest Welfare Programs: 519thHighest Average Tax Rates: 902ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,048thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,084thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,146thLargest Governments: 1,161stMost Advanced Public Education: 1,183rdSafest: 1,261stLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,358thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,443rdMost Developed: 1,767thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,828thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,996thMost Cultured: 2,019thSmartest Citizens: 2,183rdLargest Publishing Industry: 2,244thTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 2,587thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,621stMost Efficient Economies: 2,782ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,855thMost Inclusive: 4,004thHealthiest Citizens: 4,094thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,198thLowest Crime Rates: 4,314thBest Weather: 4,955thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,307thHighest Average Incomes: 5,678thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,224thHighest Economic Output: 6,680thNicest Citizens: 11,110thTop
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 12,554thMost Secular: 13,873rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,059thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 21,486th
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Most Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 7th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 7th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 8th in the regionSafest: 8th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8th in the regionTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 9th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 10th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 11th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 12th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 12th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 13th in the regionMost Developed: 14th in the regionMost Cultured: 14th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 15th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 15th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Marijuanalahara, war vets look after war animals.
  • : Following new legislation in Marijuanalahara, a newly discovered small mammal's name translates into Marijuanalaharan as 'your finger, you fool'.
  • : Following new legislation in Marijuanalahara, modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes.
  • : Following new legislation in Marijuanalahara, military officers are given medals for disobeying orders.
  • : Following new legislation in Marijuanalahara, access to the woods is only granted to those who bring a small shrubbery.
  • : Following new legislation in Marijuanalahara, schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students.
  • : Following new legislation in Marijuanalahara, fashion models are guaranteed to be 100% genuinely as anorexic as they appear on magazine covers.
  • : Following new legislation in Marijuanalahara, people are raising their middle finger to non-digital currencies.
  • : Following new legislation in Marijuanalahara, a blood-red mark on the doorframe means a building must be passed over for destruction.
  • : Following new legislation in Marijuanalahara, Adina Anna Batisviccis's told that love often manifests itself through homicidal four-lettered litanies.

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