The Eight Legged Empire of Marion Marechal Le Pen is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Nigel Farage with an iron fist, and remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, infamous sell-swords, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 5.444 billion Capitalists are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Brexitville. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Capitalist economy, worth 619 trillion Commie Scalps a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 113,870 Commie Scalps, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 697,610 per year while the poor average 8,157, a ratio of 85.5 to 1.

Open-casket funerals are avoided at all cost, peace talks occasionally rack up a higher body count than the wars they seek to stop, foreign leaders who don't applaud Nigel Farage's speeches are regarded as enemies of Marion Marechal Le Pen, and small shoes often wash up on the beach. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force. Marion Marechal Le Pen's national animal is the Giant Spider, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Consumerism.

Marion Marechal Le Pen is ranked 8,151^st in the world and 1^st in The Associated States of the Oort Cloud for Largest Retail Industry, scoring 12,873.33 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.