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Highest Economic Output: 331stLargest Insurance Industry: 424thHighest Disposable Incomes: 448th
The City State of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Yes... We Take American Express
Marmaduke
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Marmiedon

Population39.35 billion

CapitalMarmietown
LeaderMarmaduke
FaithFelineism

CurrencyCrypto-donuts
Animalgreat cat

The City State of Marmiedon is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Marmaduke with an iron fist, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, frequent executions, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 39.35 billion Marmiedonians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Marmietown. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Marmiedonian economy, worth an astonishing 14,868 trillion Crypto-donuts a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 377,853 Crypto-donuts, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,147,279 per year while the poor average 96,708, a ratio of 11.9 to 1.

You can't put down the nation's attitude to pet health, people who stay late at the office often come home to find their own funeral being planned, party leaders rely on horoscopes to create "ticket balance", and increasing inclusiveness is a sign of the times. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Marmiedon's national animal is the great cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Felineism.

Marmiedon is ranked 2,575th in the world and 122nd in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 135.2 law-abiding acts per hour.

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Highest Economic Output: 331stLargest Insurance Industry: 424thHighest Disposable Incomes: 448thLargest Publishing Industry: 725thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 731stMost Armed: 973rdHighest Average Incomes: 1,310thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,344thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,443rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,463rdLargest Populations: 1,545thLargest Mining Sector: 1,728thLargest Black Market: 1,808thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,982ndSmartest Citizens: 2,105thMost Efficient Economies: 2,227thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,440thLowest Crime Rates: 2,575thMost Developed: 2,776thTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 3,403rdMost Influential: 3,751stLargest Retail Industry: 3,884thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,991stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,018thMost Patriotic: 4,175thLargest Governments: 4,585thHighest Food Quality: 4,946thLargest Gambling Industry: 4,996thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,180thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,522ndMost Cultured: 6,165thMost Inclusive: 6,368thRudest Citizens: 6,474thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,615thHealthiest Citizens: 8,971stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,461stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,469thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,372ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 13,420thMost Stationary: 14,890thTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 15,563rdMost Secular: 16,964thHighest Poor Incomes: 17,595thMost Subsidized Industry: 18,382ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 21,529thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 23,337th
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Highest Economic Output: 8th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 11th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 14th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 20th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 26th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 27th in the regionLargest Populations: 27th in the regionMost Armed: 31st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 36th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 37th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 41st in the regionLargest Black Market: 50th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 53rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 55th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 67th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 71st in the regionTop
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Smartest Citizens: 91st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 102nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 104th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 122nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 132nd in the regionMost Patriotic: 133rd in the regionMost Developed: 142nd in the regionLargest Governments: 212th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 214th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 217th in the regionRudest Citizens: 236th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 254th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 256th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 258th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 262nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 286th in the regionMost Cultured: 287th in the regionMost Inclusive: 335th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 337th in the regionTop
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Most Stationary: 380th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 447th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 495th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 509th in the regionMost Secular: 560th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 594th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 708th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Marmiedon, increasing inclusiveness is a sign of the times.
  • : Following new legislation in Marmiedon, party leaders rely on horoscopes to create "ticket balance".
  • : Following new legislation in Marmiedon, people who stay late at the office often come home to find their own funeral being planned.
  • : Following new legislation in Marmiedon, you can't put down the nation's attitude to pet health.
  • : Following new legislation in Marmiedon, 100-year-old politicians are now a thing of the past.
  • : Following new legislation in Marmiedon, stranded mountaineers can watch livestreamed footage of their rescues.
  • : Following new legislation in Marmiedon, arbitrary election rules are considered sacrosanct.
  • : Following new legislation in Marmiedon, teams of painters are converting road signs from horse lengths to kilometers.
  • : Following new legislation in Marmiedon, citizens who leave the nation for work are instantly charged with treason.
  • : Marmiedon was reclassified from "Moralistic Democracy" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".

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