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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 615th Most Influential: 956th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,128th
The Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Pizza is healthy
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Marxist Luxembourg

Population4.539 billion

CapitalNew Luxembourg City

AnimalLuxembourgish Bear

The Republic of Marxist Luxembourg is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Jimmy with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, irreverence towards religion, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 4.539 billion Marxist Luxembourgians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Luxembourg City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 67.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Marxist Luxembourgian economy, worth 734 trillion francs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 161,746 francs, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 492,603 per year while the poor average 41,219, a ratio of 12.0 to 1.

Warfare increasingly resembles a video game, the nation has always been at war with Moltovea, thousands of picky mothers-in-law have been recruited to serve as even pickier cookery instructors, and almost all of the nation's water is piped into the country from abroad for exorbitant prices. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Marxist Luxembourg's national animal is the Luxembourgish Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Jimmyism.

Marxist Luxembourg is ranked 9,854th in the world and 474th in The North Pacific for Largest Retail Industry, scoring 9,713.6 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 615thMost Influential: 956thTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,128thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,148thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,955thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,540thLargest Black Market: 4,082ndMost Corrupt Governments: 4,096thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,480thMost Conservative: 5,012thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,589thTop
Largest Retail Industry: 9,854thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,978thHighest Average Incomes: 10,238thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 11,778thLowest Crime Rates: 11,809thMost Efficient Economies: 12,333rdMost Authoritarian: 13,374thLargest Governments: 15,127th
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 84th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 88th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 91st in the regionLargest Black Market: 130th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 136th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 154th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 155th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 203rd in the regionMost Conservative: 274th in the regionMost Influential: 358th in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 427th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 474th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 481st in the regionMost Stationary: 482nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 488th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 556th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 590th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 615th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 616th in the regionLargest Governments: 715th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 718th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 767th in the region

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