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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 159th Largest Gambling Industry: 289th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 477th
The 𝗖𝗼𝗻𝘀𝗽𝗶𝗿𝗮𝗰𝘆 of
Corporate Police State
Just Print More Money.
Fresh Pepper
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Population7.288 billion

CapitalConservative Brandensburg
LeaderFresh Pepper


The 𝗖𝗼𝗻𝘀𝗽𝗶𝗿𝗮𝗰𝘆 of Mazeoftime is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Fresh Pepper with an iron fist, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, zero percent divorce rate, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.288 billion Mazers are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Industry, although Law & Order and Defense are also considered important, while Welfare and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Conservative Brandensburg. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Mazecit economy, worth a remarkable 1,737 trillion Cubes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is an amazing 238,373 Cubes, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,175,467 per year while the poor average 27,540, a ratio of 42.7 to 1.

It is said that a Mazecit woman's work is never done, what citizens give with one hand they take away with the other, a popular phrase is "eat, drink and be merry for tomorrow we eat, drink and be merry some more", and supermodels maintain their skinny form by running away from government officials. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Mazeoftime's national animal is the Duck, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Farmingo.

Mazeoftime is ranked 36,915th in the world and 1,977th in The North Pacific for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring 3,514.72 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 159thLargest Gambling Industry: 289thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 477thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 572ndFattest Citizens: 655thMost Armed: 692ndMost Avoided: 712thMost Ignorant Citizens: 719thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 720thHighest Crime Rates: 772ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 815thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 888thMost Influential: 928thLargest Insurance Industry: 975thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,009thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,110thLargest Retail Industry: 1,139thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,146thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,181stMost Corrupt Governments: 1,364thTop
Largest Mining Sector: 1,738thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,865thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,283rdHighest Average Incomes: 3,351stRudest Citizens: 4,827thMost Efficient Economies: 5,192ndHighest Economic Output: 7,300thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,592ndTop
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 8,408thMost Pro-Market: 13,433rd
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 11th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 18th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 21st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 22nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 23rd in the regionMost Avoided: 23rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 24th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 24th in the regionMost Armed: 26th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 29th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 31st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 34th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 36th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 39th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 42nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 43rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 54th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 67th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 73rd in the regionTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 122nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 157th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 158th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 201st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 228th in the regionRudest Citizens: 279th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 315th in the regionMost Influential: 340th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 397th in the regionTop
Largest Black Market: 419th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 492nd in the regionLargest Populations: 540th in the regionMost Stationary: 667th in the region

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