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Most Ignorant Citizens: 417thMost Devout: 577thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 633rd
The Holy Corporate Municipality of
Corporate Police State
I'm lovin' it
Ronald McDonald
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Population13.181 billion

CapitalMcDonaldsland City
LeaderRonald McDonald


The Holy Corporate Municipality of McDonaldsland is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Ronald McDonald with an iron fist, and notable for its pith helmet sales, otherworldly petting zoo, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 13.181 billion McCitizens are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Spirituality, and Industry also on the agenda, while Welfare and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of McDonaldsland City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 45.0%.

The frighteningly efficient McDonaldslandian economy, worth a remarkable 3,290 trillion McPennies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 249,666 McPennies, with the richest citizens earning 7.8 times as much as the poorest.

Skyscrapers get built in just days, universities are populated by the spawn of the upper classes, citizens living in underground cities have developed a healthy green glow, and children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. McDonaldsland's national animal is the McNugget, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Capitalism.

McDonaldsland is ranked 946th in the world and 30th in The North Pacific for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 18,153.45 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

Most Ignorant Citizens: 417thMost Devout: 577thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 633rdFattest Citizens: 691stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 700thLargest Insurance Industry: 702ndLargest Mining Sector: 850thLargest Retail Industry: 870thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 946thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,074thLargest Black Market: 1,150thMost Avoided: 1,257thMost Influential: 1,369thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,527thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,704thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,007thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,098thTop
Highest Average Incomes: 3,381stHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,433rdHighest Economic Output: 3,727thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,962ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,169thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,944thMost Efficient Economies: 6,040thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,172ndRudest Citizens: 7,041stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,911thMost Conservative: 8,319thTop
Largest Governments: 15,156thHighest Poor Incomes: 16,406thMost Subsidized Industry: 16,597thLowest Crime Rates: 18,225thMost Valuable International Artwork: 18,232ndLargest Populations: 18,344th
Largest Insurance Industry: 13th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 16th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 23rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 23rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 24th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 28th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 30th in the regionMost Devout: 32nd in the regionMost Avoided: 45th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 46th in the regionLargest Black Market: 52nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 54th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 59th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 77th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 86th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 96th in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 113th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 131st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 143rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 161st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 245th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 274th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 313th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 324th in the regionLargest Populations: 339th in the regionRudest Citizens: 364th in the regionMost Conservative: 452nd in the regionTop
Most Influential: 548th in the regionLargest Governments: 743rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 781st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 903rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 915th in the region

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