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Most Ignorant Citizens: 442ndMost Devout: 629thLargest Insurance Industry: 650th
The Holy Corporate Municipality of
Iron Fist Consumerists
I'm lovin' it
Ronald McDonald
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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Population12.741 billion

CapitalMcDonaldsland City
LeaderRonald McDonald


The Holy Corporate Municipality of McDonaldsland is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Ronald McDonald with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 12.741 billion McCitizens are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Spirituality, and Industry are also considered important, while Welfare and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of McDonaldsland City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 36.8%.

The frighteningly efficient McDonaldslandian economy, worth a remarkable 3,091 trillion McPennies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 242,660 McPennies, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,604,146 per year while the poor average 14,165, a ratio of 113 to 1.

A baby's first breath is also a baby's first felony, crowded passenger trains are near-silent save for the soft tap of fingers on touchscreens, dealers go from pushing drugs to pushing up daisies, and raindances intended to summon storms instead attract tourists. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. McDonaldsland's national animal is the McNugget, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Capitalism.

McDonaldsland is ranked 68,796th in the world and 3,523rd in The North Pacific for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 2,932.53 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

Most Ignorant Citizens: 442ndMost Devout: 629thLargest Insurance Industry: 650thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 652ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 671stFattest Citizens: 719thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 901stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 953rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 995thLargest Mining Sector: 1,054thLargest Retail Industry: 1,074thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,087thMost Avoided: 1,210thMost Influential: 1,290thLargest Black Market: 1,316thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,444thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,681stTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,257thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,916thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3,581stHighest Average Incomes: 3,689thHighest Economic Output: 3,923rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5,020thMost Efficient Economies: 6,741stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,885thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,036thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,860thTop
Most Conservative: 12,317thLargest Governments: 15,908thLargest Gambling Industry: 16,986thMost Subsidized Industry: 18,107thLargest Populations: 18,530thRudest Citizens: 19,900th
Largest Insurance Industry: 14th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 17th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 20th in the regionFattest Citizens: 21st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 23rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 29th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 30th in the regionMost Devout: 32nd in the regionMost Avoided: 40th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 44th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 50th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 55th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 55th in the regionLargest Black Market: 56th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 70th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 80th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 92nd in the regionTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 105th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 114th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 136th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 181st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 287th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 294th in the regionLargest Populations: 346th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 356th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 360th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 524th in the regionRudest Citizens: 555th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 619th in the regionLargest Governments: 747th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 750th in the regionMost Conservative: 772nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 840th in the region

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