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Most Ignorant Citizens: 440thMost Devout: 617thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 644th
The Holy Corporate Municipality of
Corporate Police State
I'm lovin' it
Ronald McDonald
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Population14.057 billion

CapitalMcDonaldsland City
LeaderRonald McDonald


The Holy Corporate Municipality of McDonaldsland is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Ronald McDonald with an iron fist, and remarkable for its prohibition of alcohol, aversion to nipples, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 14.057 billion McCitizens are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Spirituality, and Industry also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of McDonaldsland City. The average income tax rate is 50.5%.

The frighteningly efficient McDonaldslandian economy, worth a remarkable 3,526 trillion McPennies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 250,861 McPennies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Skyscrapers get built in just days, universities are populated by the spawn of the upper classes, citizens living in underground cities have developed a healthy green glow, and children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. McDonaldsland's national animal is the McNugget, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Capitalism.

McDonaldsland is ranked 240,095th in the world and 9,972nd in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring -17.89 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

Most Ignorant Citizens: 440thMost Devout: 617thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 644thLargest Insurance Industry: 721stFattest Citizens: 725thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 790thLargest Mining Sector: 834thLargest Retail Industry: 837thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,013thLargest Black Market: 1,057thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,128thMost Avoided: 1,302ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,664thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,866thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,866thMost Influential: 1,995thTop
Highest Average Incomes: 3,471stHighest Economic Output: 3,616thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,095thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,410thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,422ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,478thMost Efficient Economies: 6,582ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,028thRudest Citizens: 7,564thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,734thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,060thMost Conservative: 10,524thTop
Largest Governments: 15,759thMost Subsidized Industry: 15,857thLowest Crime Rates: 17,308thLargest Populations: 18,208thMost Valuable International Artwork: 20,946thLargest Information Technology Sector: 23,101st
Largest Insurance Industry: 15th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 15th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 17th in the regionFattest Citizens: 19th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 24th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 31st in the regionMost Devout: 31st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 34th in the regionMost Avoided: 39th in the regionLargest Black Market: 41st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 51st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 52nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 58th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 68th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 78th in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 103rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 109th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 147th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 158th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 247th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 258th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 270th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 325th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 365th in the regionRudest Citizens: 388th in the regionLargest Populations: 400th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 434th in the regionTop
Most Conservative: 541st in the regionMost Influential: 759th in the regionLargest Governments: 785th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 834th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 886th in the region

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