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Most Ignorant Citizens: 379th Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 627th Most Devout: 652nd
The Holy Corporate Municipality of
Corporate Police State
I'm lovin' it
Ronald McDonald
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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Population11.138 billion

CapitalMcDonaldsland City
LeaderRonald McDonald


The Holy Corporate Municipality of McDonaldsland is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Ronald McDonald with an iron fist, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, prohibition of alcohol, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 11.138 billion McCitizens are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Spirituality, and Industry are also considered important, while Welfare and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of McDonaldsland City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 37.9%.

The frighteningly efficient McDonaldslandian economy, worth a remarkable 2,607 trillion McPennies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 234,147 McPennies, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 873,482 per year while the poor average 44,007, a ratio of 19.8 to 1.

Curtailed social programs have left many citizens bereft of any safety net, photos of picturesque coastal buildings are set against a backdrop of smokestacks and ship hulls, the police think a properly conducted criminal investigation is a real pain, and international trade can be a pain to deal with. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. McDonaldsland's national animal is the McNugget, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Capitalism.

McDonaldsland is ranked 82,163rd in the world and 4,413th in The North Pacific for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 2,022.42 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

Most Ignorant Citizens: 379thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 627thMost Devout: 652ndFattest Citizens: 728thLargest Insurance Industry: 798thLargest Black Market: 886thLargest Retail Industry: 911thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 918thLargest Mining Sector: 983rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 983rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,024thMost Avoided: 1,161stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,377thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,587thMost Influential: 1,650thTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1,706thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,725thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,079thMost Efficient Economies: 2,984thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,092ndHighest Average Incomes: 3,562ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,954thHighest Economic Output: 4,262ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,103rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,019thTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,268thLargest Gambling Industry: 12,023rdMost Conservative: 12,113thRudest Citizens: 15,160thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 15,237thLargest Governments: 16,199th
Most Ignorant Citizens: 14th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 18th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 19th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 26th in the regionFattest Citizens: 27th in the regionLargest Black Market: 27th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 30th in the regionMost Devout: 32nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 35th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 38th in the regionMost Avoided: 41st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 47th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 52nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 63rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 68th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 81st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 86th in the regionTop
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 107th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 116th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 130th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 175th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 218th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 292nd in the regionLargest Populations: 357th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 382nd in the regionTop
Largest Gambling Industry: 466th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 572nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 592nd in the regionMost Influential: 620th in the regionMost Conservative: 710th in the regionLargest Governments: 762nd in the region

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