Population | 8.428 billion |
Capital | Kavala |
Leader | Parhenos III |
Faith | Salubrian Crymenathea |
Currency | Meadrish Drachmi |
Animal | Bronze Vulture |
The Frouretian Kingdom of Meadrin is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Parhenos III with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, ubiquitous missile silos, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.428 billion Meadrish are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kavala. The average income tax rate is 84.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Meadrish economy, worth a remarkable 3,821 trillion Meadrish Drachmis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 453,459 Meadrish Drachmis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Parhenos III reduces citizens' commute times by giving away their homes, there's never enough space in space, funeral mourners ridesharing with the deceased are encouraged to sit on the coffin to save room, and 'I'm Coming Out' has shot to the top of the nation's music charts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Meadrin's national animal is the Bronze Vulture, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Salubrian Crymenathea.
Meadrin is ranked 52,877th in the world and 11th in Institute of Cellulose for Most Stationary, with 837.16551976928 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Meadrin lodged a message on the Institute of Cellulose Regional Message Board.
- : Meadrin lodged a message on the Institute of Cellulose Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in Meadrin, 'I'm Coming Out' has shot to the top of the nation's music charts.
- : Following new legislation in Meadrin, funeral mourners ridesharing with the deceased are encouraged to sit on the coffin to save room.
- : Following new legislation in Meadrin, there's never enough space in space.
- : Meadrin lodged a message on the Institute of Cellulose Regional Message Board.
- : Meadrin lodged a message on the Institute of Cellulose Regional Message Board.
- : Meadrin lodged a message on the Institute of Cellulose Regional Message Board.
- : Meadrin lodged a message on the Institute of Cellulose Regional Message Board.
- : Meadrin was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.