Population | 17.521 billion |
Capital | Moskava |
Leader | Our Autarch |
Currency | Vyet |
Animal | Bear |
The Socialist Empire of Meedvheyt is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Our Autarch with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, humorless population of 17.521 billion Meedvheytians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moskava. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Meedvheytian economy, worth a remarkable 3,848 trillion Vyets a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 219,679 Vyets, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Soiled underwear is being repurposed as (off-)white flags, international negotiations always lead to a lot of missile-laneous expenses, factories place endangered birds in their rafters in pursuit of government protections, and the nation is relieved that all of the recent madness has finally come to an end. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Meedvheyt's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Meedvheyt is ranked 5,341st in the world and 128th in the Rejected Realms for Most Cultured, scoring 162 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Meedvheyt was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Classified information.
- : Meedvheyt was endorsed by The Federation of Northern Estrian Islands.
- : Meedvheyt was endorsed by The Constitutional Monarchy of Empire of Lettuce.
- : Meedvheyt was endorsed by The Keyboard Smacking Black Cat of Dakota.
- : Meedvheyt was endorsed by The Jellyfish in the Sky of Nocryae.
- : Meedvheyt was endorsed by The Constitutional Monarchy of Empire of Lettuce.
- : Meedvheyt was endorsed by The Interstellar Commonwealth of Toerana.
- : Meedvheyt was endorsed by The Republic of Giangsang.
- : Meedvheyt was endorsed by The Interstellar Commonwealth of Toerana.
- : Meedvheyt was endorsed by The Empire of Moloto Japan.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 16 » New Anarchisticstan, Fauzjhia, Chocolatistan, Nadarena, Precisely Nothing, TorNaGul, Orcuo, Arctic Lands, Nation6, Rathesia, Europeasia, Falangist Quebec, Moloto Japan, Dakota, Empire of Lettuce, and Northern Estrian Islands.