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Megelan

Population12.022 billion

CapitalVergate sul Membro
LeaderCaptain of the People Giovanni Capra
FaithMeᵹelaneſe traditional ƿitchcraft

CurrencyMeᵹelaneſe pound
AnimalHalf-woollen boar

The Community of Megelan is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Captain of the People Giovanni Capra with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, complete lack of prisons, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 12.022 billion Meᵹelaneſe have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vergate sul Membro. The average income tax rate is 68.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Meᵹelaneſe economy, worth 906 trillion Meᵹelaneſe pounds a year, is highly specialized and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is 75,434 Meᵹelaneſe pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Big Agriculture has the government by the nuts, dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws, teenage male videogamers often suffer repetitive strain wrist injuries, and alcoholics are lauded as national benefactors within the halls of the Ministry of Finance. Crime is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Megelan's national animal is the Half-woollen boar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Meᵹelaneſe traditional ƿitchcraft.

Megelan is ranked 239,583rd in the world and 18th in Tyran for Most Secular, with 4.32 Atheism Rate.

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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 902ndMost Beautiful Environments: 1,750thMost Armed: 1,809thHighest Crime Rates: 1,926thMost Cultured: 1,988thBest Weather: 2,227thTop
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Rudest Citizens: 2,603rdMost Devout: 4,445thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,830thLargest Black Market: 6,006thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,052ndMost Advanced Public Education: 6,267thTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 12,828thMost Influential: 14,490thMost Inclusive: 15,834thMost Developed: 16,330thHighest Economic Output: 20,555thMost Efficient Economies: 21,780thSmartest Citizens: 22,905thHealthiest Citizens: 23,063rd
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Best Weather: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Average: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Megelan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Following new legislation in Megelan, alcoholics are lauded as national benefactors within the halls of the Ministry of Finance.
  • : Following new legislation in Megelan, teenage male videogamers often suffer repetitive strain wrist injuries.
  • : Following new legislation in Megelan, dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws.
  • : Following new legislation in Megelan, Big Agriculture has the government by the nuts.
  • : Following new legislation in Megelan, the new Half-woollen Boar Supremacy Party is faring well in the polls.
  • : Megelan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Following new legislation in Megelan, children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces.
  • : Following new legislation in Megelan, the weather in Vergate sul Membro is always 'pigeons with a chance of droppings'.
  • : Following new legislation in Megelan, "What's the Frequency, Captain of the People Giovanni Capra?" is a favorite phrase of backyard radio broadcasters when interrupting official diplomatic channels.

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