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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 34thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 96thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 102nd
The Hikūmeta Gel of
Psychotic Dictatorship
انقلاب پاینده باد
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Mehrabad

Population14.159 billion

CapitalPiranshahr
LeaderBirźvebir Nas Qazi Mohammad
FaithYazdānism

CurrencyDinar
AnimalEagle

The Hikūmeta Gel of Mehrabad is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Birźvebir Nas Qazi Mohammad with an iron fist, and notable for its closed borders, avowedly heterosexual populace, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 14.159 billion Mehrabadis are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Piranshahr. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Mehrabadi economy, worth a remarkable 2,930 trillion Dinars a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Basket Weaving industry. Average income is an amazing 206,979 Dinars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens are only allowed to view government-approved TV shows, the government burgles the houses of holidaying citizens, officer recruitment and police brutality have reached an all-time high, and it's rare to find an unchewed pencil. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mehrabad's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Yazdānism.

Mehrabad is ranked 238,778th in the world and 997th in The Communist Bloc for Most Politically Free, scoring 0.14 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 34thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 96thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 102ndBest Weather: 131stMost Beautiful Environments: 225thMost Advanced Public Education: 244thHighest Average Tax Rates: 270thHealthiest Citizens: 301stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 315thLowest Crime Rates: 405thLargest Governments: 436thMost Advanced Public Transport: 466thLargest Welfare Programs: 516thMost Secular: 947thMost Income Equality: 982ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,350thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,492ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,493rdMost Corrupt Governments: 1,799thMost Authoritarian: 2,013thTop
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Most Extreme: 2,434thSmartest Citizens: 2,497thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,321stHighest Economic Output: 4,901stHighest Average Incomes: 5,997thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,516thMost Conservative: 6,710thMost Pacifist: 8,113thTop
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Most Developed: 13,065thLargest Populations: 17,967thMost Influential: 20,293rd
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Best Weather: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 6th in the regionMost Extreme: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 6th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 7th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 9th in the regionLargest Governments: 10th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 11th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 14th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 14th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 25th in the regionMost Secular: 27th in the regionMost Conservative: 27th in the regionLargest Populations: 30th in the regionMost Income Equality: 31st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 31st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 35th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 44th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 49th in the regionTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 53rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 63rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Mehrabad was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Extreme and Most Authoritarian.
  • : Mehrabad's influence in The Communist Bloc rose from "Zero" to "Sprat".
  • : Following new legislation in Mehrabad, it's rare to find an unchewed pencil.
  • : Following new legislation in Mehrabad, officer recruitment and police brutality have reached an all-time high.
  • : Following new legislation in Mehrabad, the government burgles the houses of holidaying citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Mehrabad, citizens are only allowed to view government-approved TV shows.
  • : Following new legislation in Mehrabad, journalists giggle uncontrollably while reporting the nation's drug bonfires.
  • : Mehrabad relocated from Lazarus to The Communist Bloc.
  • : Mehrabad lodged a message on the Lazarus Regional Message Board.
  • : Mehrabad was refounded in Lazarus.

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