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Most Armed: 2,030thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5,019thHighest Crime Rates: 6,913th
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Mercenary CEO

Population2.312 billion

CapitalMercenaries R Us Corporate HQ
LeaderChief Executive Officer


The CEO of %%Mercenaries R Us%% of Mercenary CEO is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Chief Executive Officer with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, keen interest in outer space, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 2.312 billion Mercenaries are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Law & Order, Healthcare, and Public Transport are also considered important, while International Aid and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mercenaries R Us Corporate HQ. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 10.0%.

The powerhouse Mercenarian economy, worth 249 trillion golds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 108,101 golds, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 356,256 per year while the poor average 24,560, a ratio of 14.5 to 1.

Carpet bombing has decimated Brasilistan's landscape and population, jaywalking will put an end to a family tree, Mercenaries R Us holds its breath as nuclear warfare is being seriously considered, and the nation is weighing the price of victory following a nuclear strike. Crime is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Mercenary CEO's national animal is the slave, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Innovation.

Mercenary CEO is ranked 172,678th in the world and 8th in Mercenaries R Us for Most Politically Free, scoring 19.71 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.

Most Armed: 2,030thTop
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5,019thHighest Crime Rates: 6,913thHighest Disposable Incomes: 6,938thMost Avoided: 8,067thLargest Retail Industry: 8,713thLargest Mining Sector: 8,743rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,439thTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 11,950thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13,675thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,137thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 18,886th
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the region

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