Population | 10.277 billion |
Capital | Akkoro |
Leader | Comrade Celik |
Currency | Union Lira |
Animal | wolf |
The Union of Socialist Republics of Mesopoto is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Comrade Celik with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, compulsory military service, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate population of 10.277 billion United Mesopotoans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Akkoro. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient United Mesopotoan economy, worth a remarkable 2,471 trillion Union Lire a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 240,481 Union Lire, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
A bill to outlaw math homework has been submitted, Comrade Celik is called 'Patches' at international summits, male med students learning female anatomy do so with their eyes tightly closed, and Maxtopian tourists make expensive pilgrimages to Akkoro to enjoy their national art. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mesopoto's national animal is the wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Mesopoto is ranked 286,420th in the world and 9,890th in Balder for Most Stationary, with 4.10435848432 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Mesopoto's influence in Balder rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
- : Mesopoto's influence in Balder rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : Mesopoto was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
- : Mesopoto was refounded in Balder.
- : Mesopoto ceased to exist in Osiris.
- : Mesopoto was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
- : Mesopoto was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
- : Mesopoto's influence in Osiris rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
- : Mesopoto was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
- : Mesopoto's influence in Osiris rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".