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Largest Information Technology Sector: 637thLargest Black Market: 740thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,220th
The Keeper of the Elder Academia of
Psychotic Dictatorship
As long as Knowledge inspires, The Academia shall hold.
Cardinal
Influence
Page
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Mestovakia

Population23.697 billion

CapitalThe Academia
LeaderCardinal
FaithA Major Religion

CurrencyDollar
AnimalHeron

The Keeper of the Elder Academia of Mestovakia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Cardinal with an iron fist, and remarkable for its vat-grown people, free-roaming dinosaurs, and zero percent divorce rate. The cynical, humorless population of 23.697 billion Citizens are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Academia. The average income tax rate is 95.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Citizen economy, worth a remarkable 6,994 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 295,145 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Stealing from a clothesline is a serious offence, citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering', retired racing Herons are served truffles for breakfast, and crowded passenger trains are near-silent save for the soft tap of fingers on touchscreens. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mestovakia's national animal is the Heron, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is A Major Religion.

Mestovakia is ranked 60,058th in the world and 492nd in the Pacific for Most Stationary, with 762.04821367772 days.

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Largest Information Technology Sector: 637thLargest Black Market: 740thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,220thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,762ndHighest Economic Output: 1,815thMost Patriotic: 1,895thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,904thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,978thMost Developed: 2,253rdMost Armed: 2,789thTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,995thHighest Average Incomes: 3,053rdLongest Average Lifespans: 3,056thHealthiest Citizens: 3,153rdMost Corrupt Governments: 3,280thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,452ndSmartest Citizens: 3,518thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,545thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,100thLowest Crime Rates: 4,183rdLargest Governments: 4,639thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,984thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,077thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,424thMost Efficient Economies: 5,427thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,916thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,964thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,567thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,819thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,902ndHighest Food Quality: 9,376thMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,910thLargest Populations: 10,149thMost Cultured: 11,203rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11,624thMost Influential: 13,159thTop
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Most Inclusive: 15,771stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 17,346thMost Authoritarian: 19,074thMost Secular: 19,857thBest Weather: 26,517thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 27,657thLargest Agricultural Sector: 28,290th
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 22nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 24th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 33rd in the regionMost Armed: 38th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 40th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 41st in the regionLargest Populations: 43rd in the regionTop
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Most Patriotic: 48th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 50th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 54th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 54th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 55th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 62nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 64th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 72nd in the regionMost Developed: 74th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 76th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 78th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 80th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 87th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 89th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 95th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 97th in the regionLargest Governments: 111th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 112th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 117th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 118th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 121st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 177th in the regionMost Influential: 180th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 189th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 190th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 201st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 212th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 227th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 234th in the regionMost Cultured: 235th in the regionTop
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Most Inclusive: 355th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 369th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 392nd in the regionMost Secular: 394th in the regionBest Weather: 465th in the region

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