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Most Ignorant Citizens: 2,288thHighest Crime Rates: 3,336thMost Avoided: 3,775th
The Incorporated States of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Making my gs
eminem
Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Metalfarmlands

Population2.021 billion

Capitalaustin texas
Leadereminem
FaithAsetru

CurrencySchmekels
AnimalMetal

The Incorporated States of Metalfarmlands is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by eminem with an iron fist, and notable for its ban on automobiles, prohibition of alcohol, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 2.021 billion jysks are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry, Administration, and Public Transport are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of austin texas. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 32.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Metalfarmlandsian economy, worth 213 trillion Schmekels a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Retail, and Pizza Delivery. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 105,602 Schmekels, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 485,000 per year while the poor average 13,951, a ratio of 34.8 to 1.

New treatments are rejected if they cannot be explained using only one-syllable words, white-collar unemployment skyrockets as the suburbs are not within bicycling distance to work (Metalfarmlands has found 1 easter egg), commuter vessels have trouble staying afloat due to increased passengers, and the government props up questionable pizza establishments in the name of health. Crime is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Metalfarmlands's national animal is the Metal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Asetru.

Metalfarmlands is ranked 197,923rd in the world and 149th in Texas for Fattest Citizens, with 8.02 Obesity Rate.

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 2,288thTop
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Highest Crime Rates: 3,336thMost Avoided: 3,775thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,984thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,602ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,852ndMost Primitive: 5,455thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,971stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,103rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,119thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,261stMost Armed: 9,725thTop
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Largest Black Market: 12,733rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 14,042ndLargest Retail Industry: 16,420thMost Advanced Public Transport: 20,912thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 22,228thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 22,576th
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Primitive: 9th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 11th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 12th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 13th in the regionMost Avoided: 14th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 15th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 19th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Metalfarmlands, the government props up questionable pizza establishments in the name of health.
  • : Following new legislation in Metalfarmlands, commuter vessels have trouble staying afloat due to increased passengers.
  • : Following new legislation in Metalfarmlands, white-collar unemployment skyrockets as the suburbs are not within bicycling distance to work (Metalfarmlands has found 1 easter egg).
  • : Metalfarmlands was reclassified from "Corporate Police State" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
  • : Following new legislation in Metalfarmlands, new treatments are rejected if they cannot be explained using only one-syllable words.
  • : Metalfarmlands was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Corporate Police State".
  • : Following new legislation in Metalfarmlands, the police have been reduced to using duct tape instead of handcuffs following further cutbacks.
  • : Metalfarmlands was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Fattest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Metalfarmlands, biological warfare is used to solve small disagreements.
  • : Following new legislation in Metalfarmlands, eight-year-olds can be seen lighting up in public areas.

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