by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,032ndMost Influential: 1,361stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,681st
The Sultanate of
Libertarian Police State
Stultus Est Sicut Stultus Facit
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards


Population3.046 billion

CurrencySevered Ear

The Sultanate of Mhelon is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its national health service, frequent executions, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 3.046 billion Mhelonites are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.

The medium-sized, well-organized government prioritizes Education, with Industry, Defense, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Welfare are ignored. The average income tax rate is 32.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Mhelonite economy, worth 345 trillion Severed Ears a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 113,554 Severed Ears, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

Directors of low-budget sci-fi films are flocking to use Mhelon City as a backdrop, posters encourage people to "Just Do It!", corporate lawyers are joyfully combing through the new tax code for any new loopholes for their clients, and it is considered unpatriotic to learn a foreign language. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Mhelon's national animal is the fungus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Mhelon is ranked 7,859th in the world and 436th in The North Pacific for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 6,839.42 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,032ndMost Influential: 1,361stTop
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,681stMost Armed: 7,664thLargest Agricultural Sector: 7,760thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7,859thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,046thTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 12,078thMost Developed: 15,009thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 19,388thHighest Drug Use: 19,805thSmartest Citizens: 20,336thMost Efficient Economies: 20,436th
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 177th in the regionMost Armed: 288th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 341st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 376th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 436th in the regionTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 504th in the regionMost Influential: 559th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 591st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 674th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 747th in the regionMost Developed: 783rd in the regionMost Stationary: 927th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 955th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 992nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Mhelon was endorsed by The Empire of Heilhum Imperius.
  • : Mhelon was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Mhelon, it is considered unpatriotic to learn a foreign language.
  • : Following new legislation in Mhelon, corporate lawyers are joyfully combing through the new tax code for any new loopholes for their clients.
  • : Following new legislation in Mhelon, posters encourage people to "Just Do It!".
  • : Following new legislation in Mhelon, directors of low-budget sci-fi films are flocking to use Mhelon City as a backdrop.
  • : Following new legislation in Mhelon, fitness to teach sport is proven by urinating the furthest up a wall.
  • : Mhelon was endorsed by The Federation of U S Eh.
  • : Mhelon was endorsed by The Commonwealth of Principia Mathematica.
  • : Mhelon was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of Andexia.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 185 » Sundred, Corfad, Territorio di Nessuno, Notyoutopia, Shibutani, Pallaith, Sil Dorsett, El Fiji Grande, Acrabinnia, The Rhein States, Yaorozu, Malta Comino Gozo, Great Bights Mum, Kwaj, Joodey, Lemonbiscuits, Napnomadia, North Bratislava, Newpromisedland, Omnistria, Koda-Land, Dar es Saalam, The Bureaucratic Territories, Cloydicia, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Holy Oranz, Shadowrik, Ninjak30, Selfgradatude, Maott, Buckerino, Walter Jackson, The Iron Lions, Karazan, PlanetPunk, Dreadton, Egalico, Esplandia, United Draconia, Sunto, Guer Aike, Sea Ghost, Kasazzastan, Solmetria, Pasargad, Frances Francis the First of France, Niradans, New Pruessen, Wilkshire, Ethnon, and 135 others.Siwale, Wineclaw, Steampunk Ariel, Plangainer, Trillius, Free Culture, Unimaginable Doom, Unsophisticate, Haor Chall, Valhalla123, 1 very fast endotarter, Moubarakistan, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Noahs Second Country, Former English Colony, Votak Matim, Xentherida, Loutsland, Kobagia, Glurponia, Zumlandia, Bearical, Vincone Cae, Daiz, Runeda, The Tampa Bay Rays, New Octicarg, McMasterdonia, Orado, Abject Ludicrosity, The Stratosphere Islands, Nakayo, Wisconsota, Gnomewatchers, PotatoFarmers, Kranostav, United Kahndaq, Clan Spaniel, Yukti, Pazair, Seenvorland, Viridiann, Dabarastan, Zyvetskistaahn, Ravendi, Interdimensional Zone, Castle Federation, Empy, Palgo, Valentine Z, Volstokn, Cobleck Weleis, Fendlium, Tachycardia, Lungha, Hamerica, Merconitonitopia, Praeceps, Valatic Ash, Loli County, Universal State Formula, Yokciq Empire, The New Communist Republic Of States, Wit Noreis, Xagill, MiaryBhalzhack, The Endless Eventide, SherpDaWerp in TNP, Ihese, Crader, Diodone, SORT, Antiyard, Prevaland, Varola, New Lakemba, The Windmilluminati, Supreme Leader Hadrian, Nistriabar, Unshleepd, Woodsend, The Pantheons, Korovan Isles, Fizban, Westinor, Zeternia, Astronomical, The Serdey Islands, Fauzjhia, Greater Pittsburgh, Mesopotama, PortvgaI, Frostcell, Sikol, Saperisole, Iztocna Slavija, Zzozona, Hoglands, Plutayah, Veast, Prydania, Libertania Democratica, I Like Killing people, Amkunia, Shinjuku tokyo 0, The Calabash Protectorate, Yalgora, Kocherian, Seanat, Brucklania, Arichia, Schnuftelland, Highton Islands, Borsukia, Damsmel, New Jamgra, The New Cordian Empire, Madjack, Xyrron, Ihsan, Eschatosia, Kragsgale, Simone Republic, Xipher, Lionia, Astal Aavors, Amerian States, Innocentic, Illusia and Neverendia, Ultra777, Buckhem, Andexia, Principia Mathematica, U S Eh, and Heilhum Imperius.

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