by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,055th Most Influential: 1,784th Largest Agricultural Sector: 4,085th
The Sultanate of
Father Knows Best State
Stultus Est Sicut Stultus Facit
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population1.446 billion

CurrencySevered Ear

The Sultanate of Mhelon is a massive, cultured nation, notable for its national health service, infamous sell-swords, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.446 billion Mhelonites are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 24.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Mhelonite economy, worth 145 trillion Severed Ears a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 100,295 Severed Ears, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.

The bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Mhelon City, Mhelon City's main city thoroughfare has been blocked by a row of leyland cypresses that mysteriously appeared overnight, a recent political speech drew the ire of nerds everywhere after the speaker claimed that Darth Vader was Harry Potter's father, and dentists routinely perform open heart surgery. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mhelon's national animal is the fungus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Mhelon is ranked 70,758th in the world and 3,635th in The North Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 1,120.64 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,055thTop
Most Influential: 1,784thLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,085thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,209thTop
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 11,255thHighest Disposable Incomes: 11,284thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 12,093rdMost Developed: 16,139th
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 217th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 227th in the regionTop
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 489th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 500th in the regionMost Influential: 642nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 657th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 711th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 866th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 140 » Sundred, Corfad, Territorio di Nessuno, Notyoutopia, Shibutani, Alunya, Pallaith, Sil Dorsett, El Fiji Grande, Shin-Hachioji, Acrabinnia, The Rhein States, Yaorozu, Malta Comino Gozo, Great Bights Mum, Kwaj, Joodey, Lemonbiscuits, Napnomadia, General COE, North Bratislava, Newpromisedland, Omnistria, Koda-Land, Dar es Saalam, The Bureaucratic Territories, Cloydicia, Sinelona, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Holy Oranz, New Bremerton, Shadowrik, Ninjak30, Selfgradatude, Maott, Steraz, Buckerino, Ainsworth, Walter Jackson, The Iron Lions, Karazan, PlanetPunk, Dreadton, Egalico, Esplandia, United Draconia, Q w e r t y, Federation Terra Australis, Spartoptia, Sunto, and 90 others.Black Templares, Ozstan, Guer Aike, Sea Ghost, Lunallian, Kasazzastan, Solmetria, Torakuen, Pasargad, Frances Francis the First of France, Guslantis, Niradans, New Pruessen, Wilkshire, Ibiscaton, Ethnon, Saturns Edge, Siwale, Wineclaw, Zemnaya Svoboda, Amauri, Jasminlandia, Steampunk Ariel, Misuvelia, Plangainer, Trillius, Free Culture, Unimaginable Doom, Unsophisticate, Haor Chall, Victoriaans Nederlands, Valhalla123, 1 very fast endotarter, Aratani, Yummy Blubber, Ikea Rike, Moubarakistan, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Noahs Second Country, Former English Colony, Votak Matim, Test for a new hope, Elder Realms, GRANDE IMPERIO ORIENTAL PAGAO EUDUARDO, Xentherida, Constantinolia, Makersaulache, Loutsland, Kobagia, Glurponia, Zumlandia, Xzavia-Hjar, Bearical, Sockmanland, Vincone Cae, Daiz, Runeda, Cuyan, The Tampa Bay Rays, Lindsaystan, New Octicarg, Duerrlewang, McMasterdonia, Orado, Abject Ludicrosity, Orven, The Stratosphere Islands, Racoda, Ponantine, Nakayo, Wisconsota, The Nation that will win Soops for 9003, Gnomewatchers, Tamgu, PotatoFarmers, Nothru Lerple, Angshire, Miruma, Kranostav, United Kahndaq, Loli County, Clan Spaniel, Yukti, Pazair, Seenvorland, Viridiann, Dabarastan, Zyvetskistaahn, Parmovand, and Eravonia.

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