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Largest Populations: 6,487thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 9,619thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 12,259th
The Hispanic Republic of
Corporate Bordello
Let's Play Jai-Alai, All Hispanics Latinos Unite as One
Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Miami Jai-Alai

Population26.683 billion

CurrencyPesos
AnimalJai-Alai Players

The Hispanic Republic of Miami Jai-Alai is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its compulsory military service, complete lack of public education, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 26.683 billion Miami Jai-Alaians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Law & Order, with Spirituality and Industry also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.7%.

The thriving Miami Jai-Alaian economy, worth a remarkable 1,458 trillion Pesos a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Pizza Delivery, and Retail. Average income is 54,659 Pesos, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 300,221 per year while the poor average 5,058, a ratio of 59.4 to 1.

Organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, the police force is on a recruitment drive, and traveller camps regularly block five-lane superhighways. Crime is a problem. Miami Jai-Alai's national animal is the Jai-Alai Players, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Miami Jai-Alai is ranked 172,233rd in the world and 3,429th in Osiris for Most Stationary, with 93.9033426796 days.

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Largest Populations: 6,487thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 9,619thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 12,259thTop
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Fattest Citizens: 15,242ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 18,041stHighest Economic Output: 18,500thLargest Insurance Industry: 21,916thMost Pro-Market: 25,111thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 26,620thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 28,166th
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Most Pro-Market: 132nd in the regionLargest Populations: 228th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 302nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 326th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 373rd in the regionTop
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Fattest Citizens: 537th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 642nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 753rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 816th in the regionRudest Citizens: 884th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Miami Jai-Alai's influence in Osiris rose from "Zero" to "Minnow".
  • : Miami Jai-Alai was refounded in Osiris.
  • : Miami Jai-Alai ceased to exist in Osiris.
  • : Miami Jai-Alai was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • : Miami Jai-Alai was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Dead and Most Zombies and the Top 10% for Most Survivors.
  • : Miami Jai-Alai was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Fattest Citizens.
  • : Miami Jai-Alai's influence in Osiris rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
  • : Miami Jai-Alai was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • : Miami Jai-Alai was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Miami Jai-Alai's influence in Osiris rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".

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