by Max Barry

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Rudest Citizens: 139thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 277thMost Influential: 475th
The Quomodocunquizing Ex-Senate of
Corporate Bordello
No itch we can't scratch!
King BhumiBhalzhack
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom
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Population7.043 billion

LeaderKing BhumiBhalzhack

CurrencyGold Bars

The Quomodocunquizing Ex-Senate of MiaryBhalzhack is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by King BhumiBhalzhack with a fair hand, and remarkable for its vat-grown people, free-roaming dinosaurs, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 7.043 billion Miarybhalzhackistani are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Scratschcatchewan. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 53.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Miarybhalzhackiano economy, worth a remarkable 2,181 trillion Gold Bars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 309,690 Gold Bars, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

Childish pranks are no laughing matter, college-level writing classes are taught by undergraduate editors of the school newspaper, Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused, and orthopaedics patients often have a bounce in their step. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. MiaryBhalzhack's national animal is the Alien, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Bhalzhackianism.

MiaryBhalzhack is ranked 204,587th in the world and 9,013th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -696.67 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Rudest Citizens: 139thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 277thMost Influential: 475thLargest Retail Industry: 591stMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,028thMost Avoided: 1,119thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,302ndMost Efficient Economies: 1,331stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,559thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,619thFattest Citizens: 1,632ndHighest Average Incomes: 1,767thLargest Black Market: 1,790thHighest Crime Rates: 1,801stMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,924thTop
Most Armed: 2,414thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,446thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,557thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,079thLargest Gambling Industry: 3,094thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,218thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,583rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,754thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,800thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,167thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,219thLargest Insurance Industry: 4,628thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,376thSmartest Citizens: 5,708thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,136thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,387thHighest Economic Output: 6,650thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,719thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,078thLargest Governments: 7,668thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 8,602ndMost Secular: 8,703rdLargest Mining Sector: 9,151stLargest Agricultural Sector: 9,580thTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 12,759thMost Inclusive: 16,159thMost Politically Free: 16,794thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17,250thMost Cultured: 17,295th
Rudest Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 35th in the regionMost Avoided: 40th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 45th in the regionFattest Citizens: 54th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 57th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 67th in the regionLargest Black Market: 71st in the regionMost Armed: 75th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 76th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 84th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 86th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 90th in the regionTop
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 92nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 109th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 111th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 120th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 120th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 131st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 136th in the regionMost Influential: 151st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 156th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 179th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 187th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 192nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 199th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 200th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 214th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 224th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 266th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 285th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 293rd in the regionMost Politically Free: 302nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 318th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 327th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 335th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 366th in the regionLargest Governments: 387th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 408th in the regionTop
Most Secular: 466th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 650th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 670th in the regionLargest Populations: 745th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 755th in the regionNudest: 771st in the regionMost Cultured: 863rd in the region

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