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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,566thMost Stationary: 5,353rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 11,601st
The People's Grand Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
T'danl úhualj na'alyu
General T'kualdo
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Developing
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Microfanshada II

Population19.528 billion

CapitalTvuentla Nuova
LeaderGeneral T'kualdo

Currencywang
Animaltkalaonoma

The People's Grand Republic of Microfanshada II is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by General T'kualdo with an iron fist, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, state-planned economy, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 19.528 billion Microfanshada tuvians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and International Aid. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tvuentla Nuova. The average income tax rate is 86.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Microfanshada IIian economy, worth 665 trillion wangs a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is 34,101 wangs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government has certified several glow-in-the-dark athletes as drug free, millions of devastated 7-year-olds are denied astronaut and ballerina training, the populace harbors a fierce hatred of the metric system, and decaying farm hamlets have twice the representation of major urban areas. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Microfanshada II's national animal is the tkalaonoma, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Microfanshada II is ranked 5,353rd in the world and 73rd in Osiris for Most Stationary, with 3,143.70632136 days.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,566thTop
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Most Stationary: 5,353rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 11,601stMost Authoritarian: 12,584thHighest Average Tax Rates: 12,815thTop
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Largest Populations: 17,182ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 21,179thMost Income Equality: 22,140thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 22,855thMost Influential: 25,612thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 26,991stSafest: 28,159th
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Most Stationary: 73rd in the regionTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 122nd in the regionMost Influential: 373rd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 462nd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 478th in the regionLargest Populations: 514th in the regionTop
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Most Income Equality: 713th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 762nd in the regionMost Extreme: 793rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Microfanshada II was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Survivors.
  • : Microfanshada II was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : Microfanshada II was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : Microfanshada II was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Microfanshada II was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Zombified.
  • : Microfanshada II was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from Tiplomecja, infecting 15 million survivors and converting to a zombie exporter! Oh no!
  • : Microfanshada II was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from Tiplomecja, infecting 41 million survivors.
  • : Microfanshada II was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Survivors.
  • : Microfanshada II was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Black Market and Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : Microfanshada II was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Black Market.

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