The Socialist Imperial Republics of Midasia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Director-General Theodor Desmond with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, daily referendums, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 10.435 billion Midasians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Naboo. The average income tax rate is 98.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Midazyal economy, worth a remarkable 1,491 trillion Midazyal Kronor a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 142,905 Midazyal Kronor, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government expenses are beyond compare, court cases mostly involve lawyers shouting questions at witnesses giving silent shrugs, volunteers are signing up to take arms against an incursion of flesh-eating zombies (Midasia has found 2 easter eggs), and giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why Director-General Theodor Desmond is a silly poophead. Crime is totally unknown. Midasia's national animal is the Sea Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Gayism.

Midasia is ranked 12,026^th in the world and 12^th in The Confederacy of Free Nations for Lowest Crime Rates, with 97.78 law-abiding acts per hour.