Population | 46.66 billion |
Leader | Leader |
Currency | sand dollar |
Animal | bear |
The United States of Midlands is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Leader with a fair hand, and renowned for its flagrant waste-dumping, otherworldly petting zoo, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 46.66 billion Midlandsians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, although Defense, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy are ignored. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Midlandsian economy, worth an astonishing 39,140 trillion sand dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Average income is a breathtaking 838,837 sand dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,995,536 per year while the poor average 38,394, a ratio of 156 to 1.
Several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation, college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys, nuclear submarines have been deployed to protect the nation's banana supply, and the standard government reply to any query is "there is no spoon". Crime is totally unknown. Midlands's national animal is the bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Midlands is ranked 101st in the world and 1st in NationStates for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 45,725.32 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Midlands, the standard government reply to any query is "there is no spoon".
- : Following new legislation in Midlands, nuclear submarines have been deployed to protect the nation's banana supply.
- : Following new legislation in Midlands, college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys.
- : Midlands was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : Following new legislation in Midlands, several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation.
- : Following new legislation in Midlands, unwary hikers climbing the bluffs of Mount Midlands City make great practice for foreign snipers.
- : Following new legislation in Midlands, national chefs believe that you can eat anything so long as you deep fry it first.
- : Following new legislation in Midlands, every citizen sounds like a television news anchor.
- : Following new legislation in Midlands, Michelin-star chefs are being called on to prepare menus for six-year-olds.
- : Following new legislation in Midlands, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller.