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Most Influential: 780th Rudest Citizens: 1,588th Highest Drug Use: 1,750th
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Midwestern States of USA

Population1.547 billion

CapitalLas Vegas
LeaderGary Johnson


The Minarchist of Midwestern States of USA is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Gary Johnson with a fair hand, and notable for its irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.547 billion Midwestern States of USAians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Las Vegas. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.4%.

The all-consuming Midwestern States of USAian economy, worth 148 trillion Catoes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Average income is 95,796 Catoes, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 467,793 per year while the poor average 11,279, a ratio of 41.5 to 1.

Refugees from other nations are flocking to Midwestern States of USA's border, soylent products are an expensive commodity due to a lack of volunteers, old dogs don't have to learn new tricks but they have to prove they haven't forgotten old ones, and the entire country is an urban wasteland as the well-to-do commute from space (Midwestern States of USA has found 1 easter egg). Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Midwestern States of USA's national animal is the Porcupine, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Midwestern States of USA is ranked 63,801st in the world and 2,527th in Osiris for Most Secular, with 18.64 Atheism Rate.

Most Influential: 780thRudest Citizens: 1,588thTop
Highest Drug Use: 1,750thHighest Crime Rates: 1,837thLargest Gambling Industry: 2,480thMost Armed: 3,430thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3,669thLargest Retail Industry: 3,888thFattest Citizens: 4,009thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,279thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,335thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 6,085thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,837thMost Avoided: 6,840thHighest Disposable Incomes: 8,075thTop
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 9,448thMost Pro-Market: 9,510thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 11,509thNudest: 12,593rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 15,024thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 16,781st
Most Influential: 4th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 19th in the regionRudest Citizens: 52nd in the regionTop
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 70th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 93rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 135th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 166th in the regionMost Armed: 176th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 185th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 193rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 198th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 203rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 215th in the regionFattest Citizens: 228th in the regionTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 334th in the regionMost Extreme: 349th in the regionMost Avoided: 420th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 443rd in the regionNudest: 469th in the regionMost Politically Free: 487th in the region

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