Population | 37.327 billion |
Capital | Dallas |
Leader | Natalie Maines |
Faith | Agnostic Pantheism |
Currency | Bill of Rights |
Animal | Free Speech |
The Chicks Updated Name of Mikes Dixie Chicks is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Natalie Maines with a fair hand, and remarkable for its closed borders, strictly enforced bedtime, and smutty television. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 37.327 billion Mikes Dixie Chicksians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dallas. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 16.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Mikes Dixie Chicksian economy, worth a remarkable 7,169 trillion Bills of Rights a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 192,081 Bills of Rights, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,292,781 per year while the poor average 10,639, a ratio of 121 to 1.
The "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Dallas Times is sold out, wedding bands come in pairs to form wedding manacles, elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates, and the tools of the trade for landmine clearance appear to be copious amounts of gasoline and a box of matches. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Mikes Dixie Chicks's national animal is the Free Speech, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Agnostic Pantheism.
Mikes Dixie Chicks is ranked 327th in the world and 10th in NationStates for Most Stationary, with 5,514.66313728 days.
National Happenings
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- : Mikes Dixie Chicks was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Zombies and Most Valuable International Artwork.