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Most Stationary: 327thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 860thRudest Citizens: 926th
The Chicks Updated Name of
Anarchy
I'm Not Ready To Make Right
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Security Officer
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Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
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Political Freedom
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Mikes Dixie Chicks

Population37.327 billion

CapitalDallas
LeaderNatalie Maines
FaithAgnostic Pantheism

CurrencyBill of Rights
AnimalFree Speech

The Chicks Updated Name of Mikes Dixie Chicks is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Natalie Maines with a fair hand, and remarkable for its closed borders, strictly enforced bedtime, and smutty television. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 37.327 billion Mikes Dixie Chicksians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dallas. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 16.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Mikes Dixie Chicksian economy, worth a remarkable 7,169 trillion Bills of Rights a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 192,081 Bills of Rights, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,292,781 per year while the poor average 10,639, a ratio of 121 to 1.

The "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Dallas Times is sold out, wedding bands come in pairs to form wedding manacles, elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates, and the tools of the trade for landmine clearance appear to be copious amounts of gasoline and a box of matches. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Mikes Dixie Chicks's national animal is the Free Speech, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Agnostic Pantheism.

Mikes Dixie Chicks is ranked 327th in the world and 10th in NationStates for Most Stationary, with 5,514.66313728 days.

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Most Stationary: 327thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 860thRudest Citizens: 926thHighest Crime Rates: 1,235thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,648thHighest Economic Output: 1,728thLargest Retail Industry: 1,883rdLargest Populations: 1,985thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,115thFattest Citizens: 2,198thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,701stMost Armed: 2,913thTop
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Most Avoided: 3,333rdGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3,598thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,756thLargest Black Market: 4,003rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,522ndMost Rebellious Youth: 4,910thMost Inclusive: 5,201stMost Corrupt Governments: 5,217thMost Efficient Economies: 6,943rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,063rdHighest Food Quality: 8,227thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 8,798thMost Cultured: 9,004thMost Influential: 9,032ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,318thHighest Average Incomes: 11,380thSmartest Citizens: 12,761stTop
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Most Secular: 15,731stMost Compassionate Citizens: 16,187thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,058thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 17,357thMost Subsidized Industry: 17,774thLargest Agricultural Sector: 18,403rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 23,685thLargest Publishing Industry: 25,184th
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 7th in the regionTop
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Most Stationary: 10th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 16th in the regionFattest Citizens: 29th in the regionLargest Populations: 30th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 32nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 34th in the regionTop
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 45th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 48th in the regionMost Influential: 50th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 55th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 62nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 75th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 80th in the region

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