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Least Corrupt Governments: 23rdSafest: 27thMost Advanced Public Education: 49th
The Kingdom of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
I know everything.
Influence
Hermit
Embassy Rejector
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Milostein

Population25.308 billion

LeaderMilo

Currencyshnapser
Animalcrow

The Kingdom of Milostein is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Milo with an even hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cheerful population of 25.308 billion Milosteinis enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large government is primarily concerned with Education, with Administration, Welfare, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Milosteini economy, worth an astonishing 10,142 trillion shnapsers a year, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 400,772 shnapsers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Factories place endangered birds in their rafters in pursuit of government protections, parents are shocked to find out that having kids costs money, prisoners have been known to host cooking and home décor television shows, and it is popularly believed that "cheese every day keeps disaster away". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Milostein's national animal is the crow, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Milostein is ranked 5,533rd in the world and 1st in Under a Rock for Most Stationary, with 3,071.70636744 days.

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Least Corrupt Governments: 23rdSafest: 27thMost Advanced Public Education: 49thSmartest Citizens: 51stLargest Information Technology Sector: 92ndLowest Crime Rates: 98thMost Compassionate Citizens: 105thHealthiest Citizens: 106thMost Developed: 107thMost Scientifically Advanced: 116thLongest Average Lifespans: 118thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 127thNicest Citizens: 129thHighest Average Tax Rates: 176thLargest Governments: 181stMost Pacifist: 191stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 228thMost Secular: 292ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 294thMost Inclusive: 356thHighest Poor Incomes: 368thBest Weather: 394thMost Beautiful Environments: 502ndHighest Food Quality: 540thMost Efficient Economies: 563rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 578thLargest Welfare Programs: 621stHighest Economic Output: 803rdHighest Average Incomes: 1,097thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,359thMost Patriotic: 2,136thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,256thTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,039thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,426thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,758thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,990thMost Stationary: 5,533rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5,948thLargest Populations: 7,720thMost Influential: 8,971stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,684thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,458thMost Cultured: 11,489thMost Valuable International Artwork: 12,422ndTop
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Most Income Equality: 26,321st

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Milostein, it is popularly believed that "cheese every day keeps disaster away".
  • : Following new legislation in Milostein, prisoners have been known to host cooking and home décor television shows.
  • : Following new legislation in Milostein, parents are shocked to find out that having kids costs money.
  • : Following new legislation in Milostein, factories place endangered birds in their rafters in pursuit of government protections.
  • : Following new legislation in Milostein, Jennifer Government is a bestseller.
  • : Following new legislation in Milostein, 'To Regulate And Beyond' is the unofficial motto of the Milosteini Space Agency.
  • : Following new legislation in Milostein, Maxtopian villagers starve by the time Milosteini officials even file the appropriate paperwork needed to help them.
  • : Following new legislation in Milostein, there has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates.
  • : Following new legislation in Milostein, military equipment is being auctioned off to extend comatose centenarians' lives.
  • : Following new legislation in Milostein, naturists are jailed regularly for indecent exposure.

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