Population | 25.308 billion |
Leader | Milo |
Currency | shnapser |
Animal | crow |
The Kingdom of Milostein is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Milo with an even hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cheerful population of 25.308 billion Milosteinis enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The large government is primarily concerned with Education, with Administration, Welfare, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Milosteini economy, worth an astonishing 10,142 trillion shnapsers a year, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 400,772 shnapsers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Factories place endangered birds in their rafters in pursuit of government protections, parents are shocked to find out that having kids costs money, prisoners have been known to host cooking and home décor television shows, and it is popularly believed that "cheese every day keeps disaster away". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Milostein's national animal is the crow, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Milostein is ranked 5,533rd in the world and 1st in Under a Rock for Most Stationary, with 3,071.70636744 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Milostein, it is popularly believed that "cheese every day keeps disaster away".
- : Following new legislation in Milostein, prisoners have been known to host cooking and home décor television shows.
- : Following new legislation in Milostein, parents are shocked to find out that having kids costs money.
- : Following new legislation in Milostein, factories place endangered birds in their rafters in pursuit of government protections.
- : Following new legislation in Milostein, Jennifer Government is a bestseller.
- : Following new legislation in Milostein, 'To Regulate And Beyond' is the unofficial motto of the Milosteini Space Agency.
- : Following new legislation in Milostein, Maxtopian villagers starve by the time Milosteini officials even file the appropriate paperwork needed to help them.
- : Following new legislation in Milostein, there has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates.
- : Following new legislation in Milostein, military equipment is being auctioned off to extend comatose centenarians' lives.
- : Following new legislation in Milostein, naturists are jailed regularly for indecent exposure.