The Zombie Empire of Mimi Mimikins is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Spider Empress Mimi Mimikins with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 11.823 billion Mimikins are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Merlee's Mansion. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 10.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Mimikin economy, worth a remarkable 1,500 trillion Rubies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 126,880 Rubies, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 726,737 per year while the poor average 10,689, a ratio of 68.0 to 1.

The police double as repo men, foragers descend on national cemeteries for 'all-you-can-dig-up' extravaganzas, diabetics find the contents of their medications hard to stomach, and it is a silent spring in Mimi Mimikins. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Mimi Mimikins's national animal is the Spider, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Church of Rubies.

Mimi Mimikins is ranked 292,425^th in the world and 11,219^th in Lazarus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 6.59 law-abiding acts per hour.