Population | 15.076 billion |
Capital | Minapolis |
Leader | President Victor Joseph Filart Mina |
Faith | Christian |
Currency | Federal Dollar |
Animal | Turtle |
The Federation of MinaFederal is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by President Victor Joseph Filart Mina with an even hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 15.076 billion MinaFederalians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Minapolis. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient MinaFederalian economy, worth a remarkable 3,849 trillion Federal Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 255,326 Federal Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The typical murderer weighs 150kg and has hairy arms, property owners are terrified of pigeons nesting in their buildings, people faint regularly as they get stuck with compulsory vaccinations, and anyone who so much as frowns risks being referred to a mental health unit. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. MinaFederal's national animal is the Turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Christian.
MinaFederal is ranked 10,033rd in the world and 195th in The North Pacific for Most Stationary, with 2,341.95334837112 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in MinaFederal, anyone who so much as frowns risks being referred to a mental health unit.
- : Following new legislation in MinaFederal, people faint regularly as they get stuck with compulsory vaccinations.
- : Following new legislation in MinaFederal, property owners are terrified of pigeons nesting in their buildings.
- : Following new legislation in MinaFederal, the typical murderer weighs 150kg and has hairy arms.
- : Following new legislation in MinaFederal, tax-payers are funding ever more extravagant movie projects.
- : Following new legislation in MinaFederal, hairdressers are forced to use all the tricks of the trade after citizens became required to wear helmets at all times.
- : Following new legislation in MinaFederal, the automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts.
- : Following new legislation in MinaFederal, M-SPAN viewership drops as MPs act their age.
- : Following new legislation in MinaFederal, all footpaths have tollbooths.
- : Following new legislation in MinaFederal, Max Barry is this year's Miss MinaFederal.