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Lowest Crime Rates: 21stMost Devout: 36thMost Developed: 55th
The Federation of
Authoritarian Democracy
Rule by MinaFederal People
President Victor Joseph Filart Mina
Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

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MinaFederal

Population15.076 billion

CapitalMinapolis
LeaderPresident Victor Joseph Filart Mina
FaithChristian

CurrencyFederal Dollar
AnimalTurtle

The Federation of MinaFederal is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by President Victor Joseph Filart Mina with an even hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 15.076 billion MinaFederalians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Minapolis. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient MinaFederalian economy, worth a remarkable 3,849 trillion Federal Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 255,326 Federal Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The typical murderer weighs 150kg and has hairy arms, property owners are terrified of pigeons nesting in their buildings, people faint regularly as they get stuck with compulsory vaccinations, and anyone who so much as frowns risks being referred to a mental health unit. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. MinaFederal's national animal is the Turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Christian.

MinaFederal is ranked 10,033rd in the world and 195th in The North Pacific for Most Stationary, with 2,341.95334837112 days.

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Lowest Crime Rates: 21stMost Devout: 36thMost Developed: 55thLongest Average Lifespans: 63rdHealthiest Citizens: 67thSafest: 67thBest Weather: 85thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 88thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 132ndMost Beautiful Environments: 332ndMost Pacifist: 397thHighest Average Tax Rates: 471stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 591stLargest Governments: 632ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 862ndMost Advanced Public Education: 1,267thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,294thSmartest Citizens: 1,325thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,380thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,456thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,493rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,005thMost Income Equality: 2,388thMost Patriotic: 2,461stMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,680thTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 3,206thMost Conservative: 3,389thMost Efficient Economies: 3,716thHighest Average Incomes: 4,994thHighest Economic Output: 5,046thMost Authoritarian: 7,231stMost Subsidized Industry: 9,047thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,899thMost Stationary: 10,033rdMost Influential: 13,590thTop
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Largest Populations: 26,455th
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Most Devout: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Developed: 4th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 6th in the regionSafest: 6th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7th in the regionBest Weather: 10th in the regionMost Pacifist: 16th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 21st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 22nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 24th in the regionLargest Governments: 24th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 32nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 38th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 49th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 58th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 60th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 60th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 64th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 69th in the regionMost Income Equality: 69th in the regionTop
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Most Patriotic: 77th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 137th in the regionMost Conservative: 138th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 153rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 155th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 175th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 176th in the regionMost Stationary: 195th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 211th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 215th in the regionTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 356th in the regionMost Extreme: 357th in the regionLargest Populations: 435th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in MinaFederal, anyone who so much as frowns risks being referred to a mental health unit.
  • : Following new legislation in MinaFederal, people faint regularly as they get stuck with compulsory vaccinations.
  • : Following new legislation in MinaFederal, property owners are terrified of pigeons nesting in their buildings.
  • : Following new legislation in MinaFederal, the typical murderer weighs 150kg and has hairy arms.
  • : Following new legislation in MinaFederal, tax-payers are funding ever more extravagant movie projects.
  • : Following new legislation in MinaFederal, hairdressers are forced to use all the tricks of the trade after citizens became required to wear helmets at all times.
  • : Following new legislation in MinaFederal, the automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts.
  • : Following new legislation in MinaFederal, M-SPAN viewership drops as MPs act their age.
  • : Following new legislation in MinaFederal, all footpaths have tollbooths.
  • : Following new legislation in MinaFederal, Max Barry is this year's Miss MinaFederal.

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