The Mindless Radio Puppets of Mindless Radio Puppets is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, state-planned economy, and enforced nudity. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 29.625 billion Mindless Radio Puppetsians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Environment, and Social Policy. The average income tax rate is 74.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Mindless Radio Puppetsian economy, worth 949 trillion Simple chords a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Trout Farming, Beef-Based Agriculture, Soda Sales, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 32,057 Simple chords, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Public nudity is compulsory, refugees from other nations are flocking to Mindless Radio Puppets's border, the nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees, and Mindless Radio Puppets is notorious for its citizens' infidelity. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mindless Radio Puppets's national animal is the Stoned singer, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Mindless Radio Puppets is ranked 120,971^st in the world and 28^th in Florida for Most Primitive, scoring -47.22 on the Scary Big Number Scale.