by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,428thMost Influential: 1,841stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,056th
The Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
By The People For The People
Hugh Jass
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards


Population1.779 billion

CapitalNew Minoteon
LeaderHugh Jass


The Republic of Minoteon is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Hugh Jass with an even hand, and renowned for its public floggings, aversion to nipples, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, hard-working population of 1.779 billion Minoteonians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Minoteon. The average income tax rate is 41.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Minoteonian economy, worth 265 trillion Pennytayshins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 149,383 Pennytayshins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Kids' party bags often contain candy and e-cigarettes, celebrity wrestlers thumb their nose at due process, twins are held culpable for the actions of their siblings, and interest rates mysteriously drop whenever the CBM Governor goes house hunting. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Minoteon's national animal is the dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Debilism.

Minoteon is ranked 10,378th in the world and 871st in The North Pacific for Most Valuable International Artwork, with 31.91 Bank.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,428thMost Influential: 1,841stTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,056thLargest Retail Industry: 5,961stMost Secular: 7,778thHighest Disposable Incomes: 8,289thHealthiest Citizens: 8,979thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,108thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,903rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 10,378thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,462ndLongest Average Lifespans: 10,908thTop
Most Developed: 12,258thMost Pacifist: 13,058thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 13,109thHighest Average Incomes: 14,173rdMost Inclusive: 14,660thMost Efficient Economies: 15,632ndSmartest Citizens: 15,719thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 16,191stLargest Publishing Industry: 16,526thLowest Crime Rates: 18,234thMost Compassionate Citizens: 18,404thNicest Citizens: 18,406thBest Weather: 19,947thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 23,666th
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 231st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 309th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 332nd in the regionMost Secular: 413th in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 511th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 516th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 553rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 560th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 572nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 631st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 642nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 676th in the regionMost Developed: 706th in the regionMost Influential: 724th in the regionMost Pacifist: 774th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 803rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 830th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 843rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 866th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 871st in the regionMost Average: 891st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 930th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 972nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Minoteon, interest rates mysteriously drop whenever the CBM Governor goes house hunting.
  • : Minoteon was endorsed by The Holy Red Monster of Mon Island.
  • : Following new legislation in Minoteon, twins are held culpable for the actions of their siblings.
  • : Following new legislation in Minoteon, celebrity wrestlers thumb their nose at due process.
  • : Following new legislation in Minoteon, kids' party bags often contain candy and e-cigarettes.
  • : Following new legislation in Minoteon, sports fans complain that cricket tests now last an unbearable ten days.
  • : Following new legislation in Minoteon, citizens are exhausted from weekly general elections.
  • : Following new legislation in Minoteon, supermarket milk is a shear-thickening fluid that can stop small-caliber bullets.
  • : Following new legislation in Minoteon, the justice of Minoteon is considered superior to that of other nations.
  • : Following new legislation in Minoteon, tax-payers are funding ever more extravagant movie projects.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 156 » Dreadton, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Orado, North Bratislava, Corfad, Siwale, Former English Colony, Liminyj, Notyoutopia, Pope Saint Peter the Apostle, PEG, Bankowiata, Kragsgale, Kocherian, The Rhein States, Zzozona, Hamerica, Territorio di Nessuno, Shibutani, Omnistria, Interdimensional Zone, Venicea, Lulubellia, Great Bights Mum, Guer Aike, Religioncord, Aerilia, Draconian Progression, Navsland, Principia Mathematica, Hardscrabble, Empy, The Tampa Bay Rays, Brucklania, TLTland, 1 very fast endotarter, Yaorozu, Highton Islands, Kazoo Basin, Dabarastan, Sundred, Ozstan, Selfgradatude, Koda-Land, Frances Francis the First of France, Pallaith, Cretox State, Holy Oranz, Pytong, Loutsland, and 106 others.Dar es Saalam, Heilhum Imperius, The Stratosphere Islands, Fauzjhia, Joodey, Sunto, New Lakemba, Shadowrik, Newpromisedland, U S Eh, Pasargad, Kranostav, Outer Shenendoah, Sikol, The Iron Lions, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Valentine Z, Imperial Pieserged, Chips and Guac, Andexia, WeKnow, The Pantheons, Jerzykowo, Sevinland, Wineclaw, Xipher, Leewood, Maratabat, Kastonvia, Votak Matim, Shinjuku tokyo 0, Supreme Leader Hadrian, Eywaan, Libertania Democratica, The Serdey Islands, Slyakanya, Odelinor, Yokciq Empire, East Akra, Sil Dorsett, Ravendi, Seenvorland, Nodnarb, Innocentic, Yellops, Daiz, Climeria, Seijitsu, Colfes, Blyskalia, Republica Guilleana, Port Naga, Ethnon, United Kahndaq, Darkmondoria, Godwanna, Svenskskit, Strongwill, Bharathvarsh, Illusia and Neverendia, Star Kingdom, His Enduring Majesty, Xagill, Xentherida, Galbadiana, Runeda, A Salmon Named Harold, Planes, El Fiji Grande, Moneyflows, Madjack, The Mazur Empire, The AnCap Pirate Utopia, Sachi, McMasterdonia, Moubarakistan, Wilkshire, Barabolia, Gondwanaia, Vesteysia, Francois Isidore, Valgarda, Zemnaya Svoboda, Maott, Figyjharli, Wapistan, Sanjurika, Trumpski, Dangine, Questann, Lol2639, Siforpeo, Travislavania, Ellbonnia, Simone Republic, Super Girl, Wisconsota, Boston Castle, Clan Spaniel, Xyrron, BTProductions, Aryan Homeland, Uzbek Khan, Steampunk Ariel, Alexander the Magnus, and Mon Island.