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Most Ignorant Citizens: 1,732ndMost Authoritarian: 2,262ndMost Primitive: 2,454th
The Dominion of
Psychotic Dictatorship
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Influence
Nipper
Speaker of the Assembly
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Fragile
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Minskyiv

Population317 million

Currencyruble
Animalwalrus

The Dominion of Minskyiv is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its compulsory military service, public floggings, and enforced nudity. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 317 million Minskyivians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 46.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Minskyivian economy, worth 6.94 trillion rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Cheese Exports, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Trout Farming, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 21,883 rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported, the nation's weary schoolchildren excel at sport but must count scores on their fingers, politicians preface their speeches with a declaration that any resemblance to speeches given by individuals living or dead is purely coincidental, and it's a miracle that there aren't more plane crashes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. Minskyiv's national animal is the walrus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Minskyiv is ranked 87,853rd in the world and 2,543rd in the Rejected Realms for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 2,116.43 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 1,732ndMost Authoritarian: 2,262ndTop
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Most Primitive: 2,454thNudest: 4,252ndMost Conservative: 4,295thMost Income Equality: 10,306thTop
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Most Extreme: 15,423rdMost Corrupt Governments: 19,781st
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Most Authoritarian: 66th in the regionTop
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Nudest: 104th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 108th in the regionMost Extreme: 123rd in the regionMost Primitive: 136th in the regionMost Conservative: 140th in the regionMost Income Equality: 264th in the regionTop
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Best Weather: 660th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Minskyiv, it's a miracle that there aren't more plane crashes.
  • : Following new legislation in Minskyiv, politicians preface their speeches with a declaration that any resemblance to speeches given by individuals living or dead is purely coincidental.
  • : Following new legislation in Minskyiv, the nation's weary schoolchildren excel at sport but must count scores on their fingers.
  • : Following new legislation in Minskyiv, record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported.
  • : Following new legislation in Minskyiv, the nation wears its high incidence of chromosomal diseases as a badge of pride.
  • : Following new legislation in Minskyiv, the nation is automatically assumed to be the source of all unmarked weapons.
  • : Following new legislation in Minskyiv, love is given from each according to their ability but marriage is assigned to each according to their needs.
  • : Following new legislation in Minskyiv, government-sponsored gallows are being erected by Violetist temples.
  • : Following new legislation in Minskyiv, grandparents tell young ones tales of the good old days when people had cake on their birthday.
  • : Following new legislation in Minskyiv, banning party poppers has been a real party pooper.

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