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Highest Crime Rates: 722ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 856thLargest Gambling Industry: 932nd
The Laid-back Camper of
Civil Rights Lovefest
*slurp*!
Influence
Hatchling
Region
Civil Rights
World Benchmark
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Miporin

Population13.071 billion

CurrencyShell
AnimalPanzer

The Laid-back Camper of Miporin is a gargantuan, cultured nation, notable for its ritual sacrifices, flagrant waste-dumping, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 13.071 billion Miporinians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The minute, corrupt, liberal government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Miporinian economy, worth a remarkable 1,613 trillion Shells a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Pizza Delivery, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 123,444 Shells, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 364,880 per year while the poor average 32,823, a ratio of 11.1 to 1.

Internet moderators work overtime to remove memes comparing Leader to cartoon bears, newspapers and TV broadcasters are given a list of 'acceptable words', banning party poppers has been a real party pooper, and the dish 'poisson avec poison' is only available on the black market. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Miporin's national animal is the Panzer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Miporin is ranked 192,767th in the world and 4,501st in Osiris for Most Stationary, with 57.28106056232 days.

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1%
Highest Crime Rates: 722ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 856thLargest Gambling Industry: 932ndHighest Drug Use: 1,070thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,211thFattest Citizens: 1,260thMost Armed: 1,281stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,430thMost Avoided: 1,463rdLargest Retail Industry: 2,880thTop
5%
Most Rebellious Youth: 3,135thRudest Citizens: 3,556thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,542ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5,062ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,217thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11,607thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 11,625thTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 15,672ndLargest Mining Sector: 15,993rdHighest Economic Output: 16,312thMost Ignorant Citizens: 16,930thNudest: 18,078thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 18,547thLargest Black Market: 23,512thMost Cultured: 25,589thMost Valuable International Artwork: 27,605th
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 44th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 47th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 54th in the regionFattest Citizens: 63rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 80th in the regionMost Armed: 81st in the regionMost Avoided: 88th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 92nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 98th in the regionTop
5%
Largest Retail Industry: 139th in the regionRudest Citizens: 155th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 167th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 288th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 293rd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 330th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 472nd in the regionTop
10%
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 571st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 631st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 633rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 735th in the regionNudest: 751st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 936th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1,004th in the regionLargest Populations: 1,025th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Miporin was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
  • : Miporin's influence in Osiris rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Miporin's influence in Osiris rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Miporin was refounded in Osiris.
  • : Miporin ceased to exist in Suspicious.
  • : Miporin was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Devout.
  • : Miporin's influence in Suspicious rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
  • : Miporin was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Economic Output and the Top 10% for Largest Populations.
  • : Following new legislation in Miporin, the dish 'poisson avec poison' is only available on the black market.
  • : Following new legislation in Miporin, banning party poppers has been a real party pooper.

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