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Most Valuable International Artwork: 4,965thMost Devout: 5,754thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,838th
The Cute Colonel of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Work Hard, Go Far, We Are Unstoppable
The one who ejects all the evil raiders
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Miss Bad Life Choicez

Population5.082 billion

CapitalLynxi's Attic

Currencygold branches
AnimalBlack Hawk

The Cute Colonel of Miss Bad Life Choicez is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Rachiekins with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 5.082 billion Miss Bad Life Choicezians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lynxi's Attic. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 50.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Miss Bad Life Choicezian economy, worth 468 trillion gold brancheses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 92,173 gold brancheses, with the richest citizens earning 5.9 times as much as the poorest.

Urbanites battle to the death for penthouse apartments, older ladies are inundated with offers to help them cross the road, citizens are remarkably well involved in the political process, and victims of crime are viewed as less trustworthy than politicians. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Miss Bad Life Choicez's national animal is the Black Hawk, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Lynxism.

Miss Bad Life Choicez is ranked 142,688th in the world and 1,828th in Devide by Zero for Most Pro-Market, scoring 32.22 on the Rand Index.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 4,965thMost Devout: 5,754thTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,838thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 13,097thLargest Black Market: 15,761stMost Compassionate Citizens: 17,579thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 18,113thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 18,532ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 18,625thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 18,760thMost Developed: 20,222nd
Most Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 6th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Devout: 20th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 20th in the regionMost Cultured: 21st in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 40th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 41st in the regionMost Developed: 45th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 53rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 55th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 56th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 58th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 71st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 71st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 73rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 76th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 79th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 81st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 84th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 85th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 86th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 87th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 87th in the regionLargest Black Market: 101st in the regionLargest Governments: 108th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 122nd in the regionTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 136th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 151st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 163rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 238th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 257th in the regionLargest Populations: 262nd in the region

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