The Federal Republic of Missouri and its territories is a huge, efficient nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 227 million Missourians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, pro-business government prioritizes Defense, although Spirituality, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.2%.

The powerhouse Missourian economy, worth 22.6 trillion Missourian Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Gambling. Average income is 99,755 Missourian Dollars, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 597,997 per year while the poor average 7,543, a ratio of 79.3 to 1.

Politicians have seen a significant reduction in followers on their social media accounts, the statue in the Doolittle Plaza has a solar panel for a hat, the nation's weary schoolchildren excel at sport but must count scores on their fingers, and muscular women are banned from competing in sporting competitions. Crime is a problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Missouri and its territories's national animal is the Missourian Mule, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Missouri and its territories is ranked 281,513^th in the world and 4,635^th in the South Pacific for Most Secular, with 10.09 Atheism Rate.