by Max Barry

Latest Forum Topics

Advertisement

Most Secular: 3,930thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,413thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,949th
The Monarchist Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Never mess with the Monarchy
Commander Augustus
Influence
Duckspeaker
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

Overview Factbook Dispatches Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Missouria

Population877 million

CapitalNewer Jeffersonia
LeaderCommander Augustus

CurrencyGold Coin
AnimalCardinal

The Monarchist Empire of Missouria is a huge, orderly nation, ruled by Commander Augustus with an iron fist, and notable for its pith helmet sales, smutty television, and fear of technology. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 877 million Missourians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Newer Jeffersonia. The average income tax rate is 69.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Missourian economy, worth 101 trillion Gold Coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 115,591 Gold Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Judges are all-powerful, some electoral districts are without a representative as they are stuck with perpetual revotes, loss of the ability to speak is a common affliction of the elderly, and contestants on Missouria's Got Talent are screened by the government to make sure that they actually have talent. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Missouria's national animal is the Cardinal, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Missouria is ranked 22,116th in the world and 28th in First World Order for Largest Information Technology Sector, scoring 14,865.61 on the Fann-Boi Productivity Index.

Top
5%
Most Secular: 3,930thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,413thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,949thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 9,941stTop
10%
Healthiest Citizens: 11,851stMost Corrupt Governments: 12,708thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12,836thLongest Average Lifespans: 13,028thLowest Crime Rates: 13,264thLargest Mining Sector: 13,711thLargest Welfare Programs: 14,794thMost Developed: 14,945thHighest Poor Incomes: 14,971stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 15,007thBest Weather: 15,204thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 16,417thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 16,478thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 17,499thMost Conservative: 18,252ndMost Authoritarian: 20,653rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 21,179thLargest Publishing Industry: 21,906thLargest Information Technology Sector: 22,116th
Top
1%
Most Secular: 5th in the regionTop
5%
Largest Welfare Programs: 6th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6th in the regionBest Weather: 7th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 7th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 8th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 11th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 11th in the regionMost Influential: 12th in the regionMost Developed: 13th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 13th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 14th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 15th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 18th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 19th in the regionLargest Governments: 20th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 21st in the regionMost Inclusive: 23rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 24th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 25th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 27th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 28th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 29th in the regionTop
10%
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 30th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 30th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 30th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 33rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 37th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 37th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 39th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 39th in the regionSafest: 40th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 43rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 48th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 50th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 51st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 54th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 57th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

More...

World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 3 » Iron Soviet, Eestern Separatist Union, and Alexander Martel.

View Forum posts

Report